ACT I
SCENE I
Year 2011. Fortunately he didn't fall in love at SIMC or say the female's didn't. And so decided to settle for an arranged marriage. A little of dowry and a lot of space.
First week after marriage.
Wife ( biting her lips ) : hmmm, chettan... where are we going for our honeymoon??
Symbian ( with all the 32 still intact ) : it's your choice honey... wherever u wish to be this summer.
W: ( with a melting smile adorning her lips) : I have decided upon a place to be in.
S : ohhh... sundari... and where is that place of your dreams.??
W: Darjeeling...its greenery...the famous tea gardens..its mist clad mountains....the rains...the umbrellas...the breeze..the cold wind...
(No response from behind and so Wifeyyyy turns around to see the symbian black out and fall... !!!!!!!! )
W ( screams... ): ohhh... ayyo... Midhunetta.. enthu patti ?? ( what happened Midhun )
The whole household comes running.
The unconscious symbian is rushed to the Kottayam medical college in Kerala.
SCENE II
Symbian with the doctor.
( The eyes reflecting the same emotions as seen in an AS session at Lavale in 2008)
Doc: How are you feeling !!! ?
Symbian aka Midhun: ( in broken Malayalam and English ) : Lavale... symbi.. hill...trekking...mazha ( rain)...poka ( smoke~mist )... mountain....wind....jacket....and blacks out again...
Doctor (comes out glum and speaks to the Wifeyyyy) :
This is a very rare disease found in certain SIMIANS ..sorry...SYMBIANS like your husband. In medical terms we define the research as 'lavaleology", and the disease is named now as 'Thursdophobia", an extreme hatred for Hill stations mixed with a fear of rains, Thursdays, wind, and frequent warning letters. This is curable, but please keep in mind not to bring certain words like AS, hostel, umbrella, mist 'n' mountain into picture while speaking.
W: Thank you doctor.
In the hospital room, we hear a splat and frequent black out's throughout the day...
W: Midhunetta....
Symbian wakes, looks around, tongue to the extreme right , eyeballs up ... sees his honey and falls back PARANOID....
END OF PLAY.
SCENE I
Year 2011. Fortunately he didn't fall in love at SIMC or say the female's didn't. And so decided to settle for an arranged marriage. A little of dowry and a lot of space.
First week after marriage.
Wife ( biting her lips ) : hmmm, chettan... where are we going for our honeymoon??
Symbian ( with all the 32 still intact ) : it's your choice honey... wherever u wish to be this summer.
W: ( with a melting smile adorning her lips) : I have decided upon a place to be in.
S : ohhh... sundari... and where is that place of your dreams.??
W: Darjeeling...its greenery...the famous tea gardens..its mist clad mountains....the rains...the umbrellas...the breeze..the cold wind...
(No response from behind and so Wifeyyyy turns around to see the symbian black out and fall... !!!!!!!! )
W ( screams... ): ohhh... ayyo... Midhunetta.. enthu patti ?? ( what happened Midhun )
The whole household comes running.
The unconscious symbian is rushed to the Kottayam medical college in Kerala.
SCENE II
Symbian with the doctor.
( The eyes reflecting the same emotions as seen in an AS session at Lavale in 2008)
Doc: How are you feeling !!! ?
Symbian aka Midhun: ( in broken Malayalam and English ) : Lavale... symbi.. hill...trekking...mazha ( rain)...poka ( smoke~mist )... mountain....wind....jacket....and blacks out again...
Doctor (comes out glum and speaks to the Wifeyyyy) :
This is a very rare disease found in certain SIMIANS ..sorry...SYMBIANS like your husband. In medical terms we define the research as 'lavaleology", and the disease is named now as 'Thursdophobia", an extreme hatred for Hill stations mixed with a fear of rains, Thursdays, wind, and frequent warning letters. This is curable, but please keep in mind not to bring certain words like AS, hostel, umbrella, mist 'n' mountain into picture while speaking.
W: Thank you doctor.
In the hospital room, we hear a splat and frequent black out's throughout the day...
W: Midhunetta....
Symbian wakes, looks around, tongue to the extreme right , eyeballs up ... sees his honey and falls back PARANOID....
END OF PLAY.
9 comments:
Santhoshamaayi Gopiyettaa....My room is next your room na? If you wanna kill me, open your door, step out and do.....anyways pure fun...916 swarnam pole <:P>
too good da but thats a direct comment on the president of "LIMA" and our very own BAGman watch out he will not give u the tickets to his movie "BAGman returns.."
amazinggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oi rejil..
never knew tussi inni changiu commendy likhte ho!!!
keep it up..
and yes i have a suggetion;
iski ek link yaar AS ko bhi bhej de!!!!
and cold toes, lets not forget the cold bloody toes. me thinks i mihgt be coming down with a bout myself ;)
regillll- i like :)
damn neat ya rejil.. chuck copywriting, become a playwright instead!
m still smiling :) kepp writing Rejil !! n if u need more inspiration jus feel free to barge into next door..
Still smiling... :)
U got a loads of potential dude. Keep it going! Would like to read more
@Midhun
Suttiduvey!!!!
@Raj
Ticket Robin dega if not BAGman... :)
@rujuta
Diamonds r found in the core of the earth and pearls in oyster shells.. :-)
@Vrinda
Thanks a lot...:-)
@Aditi
hehe...ws once a copywriter...not anymore...
@Nishant..
wl b there anytime.Be ready!!!!!
someone is in form...gr8 going rejil :)
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