Imagination soars

CREATIVE WRITING CONTEST CONCLUDES

The second creative writing contest titled ‘CLASS TEST-II, conducted by the Symbiosis Institute of Media and Communication (SIMC) came to an end at 11:30 am today. The inauguration of the ritual was late as the prepared speech wasn’t delivered on time by the spot boys. Grapevine club members had by then cooked up stories even without the basic elements of fire and smoke that exams are postponed.
It’s heard that the 2010 batch may rewrite all the records in creativity, held by the senior batch till date.

POLITICIANS IN DOCUMENTARIES (Qn 107)

Politicians are planning to join the acting bandwagon after understanding the scope of performance they have in documentaries.

SUJOKE TO PUBLISH BOOK (QN 111)

Speculations are rife that Mr. Sujoke, another big joke, will publish a book on the new insights to track changes in PR and media’.
“I expect nothing less than a Nobel”- he was reportedly quoted by anonymous sources. Such an achievement would definitely boost the morale of SIMC 2010, said the PR manager, Anan-ta. It’s heard that the DD has decided to incorporate more such contests for the Batch 2011.

OLYMPIC EVENT MANAGERS TO VISIT FUNGIOSIS (QN 109 a & b)

Chinese Olympics authorities, after reading the ideas send a high profile team to interact with the Roll Nos. 1 to 240. China is stunned by the intellectual capital India possesses just in one college.
The NEW face of urban terrorism stood shattered and in shame seeing the LATEST insights given by communication students. We are planning to integrate all these ideas and converge it under one umbrella – said Uno Journo Kumar, present Mujahideen Head.

GULZAR STOPS FILM MAKING (Qn. 110)

A copy from the contest paper, CLASSTEST-II, was leaked to Gulzar. Luckily for the family, he escaped a cardiac arrest. Doctors stated his condition to be stable.
‘The consumer insights received from SIMC 2010 has prompted Gulzar to stop making any more movies and spent the rest of his years confined in the indoors’- A distraught wife Rakhi lamented.
‘If students can’t differentiate music from verbal language, what purpose does it serve me being in the industry anymore???” – An inconsolable Gulzar asked over phone from his hospital bed. ‘Ghalib wasn’t a mistake, but the screening was” – he added.

CONSUMER BELIEF’S OBLITERATED ( Qn 108)

The set of consumer beliefs built over the years tumbled down in an hour of research by SIMC 2010. This case study will be sent to Kellogg’s, Wharton, and all the Indian Institute of Ponytail Managements (IIPM’s). The research part of the same is handed over to Mr. HURRY HURRY, who would finish it off in a hurry. Mr. Kotler, Grandfather of needs, wants and desires (Dr Ramshas), retired in peace after reading the breaking news. “I was searching for this kind of a talent” – he finished the speech, joyful tears streaming down the cheeks.

TWO RAMBLERS SUSPENDED

The ramblers named, ankida and bunkida were suspended for wasting valuable papyrus and ink drops.

The abundance in talent spread over four different disciplines is under the scanner after receiving so much of media attention.