Pregnant with emotions

Rejil gets placed as a market researcher. His parents keep searching for a Nair girl. Locally, nationally and internationally, but of no avail. Finally someone mentioned Mr. Nair’s daughter and the business empire she owns.

(Mr. Nair is the same guy who gave tea to a tired Neil Armstrong & gang when they visited the moon)

Anyways as long as Rejil doesn’t mind it!, his parents have no qualms either. Rejil and dad decide to visit the prospective bride’s house.The prospective father in law ushers them inside.

After the competitive trumpet blowing session, Rejil can’t stand anymore and whispers to his dad – ‘chaaya kittoolle?” (Won't we get tea?)

A Moon minus the craters, comes with the cool-drink.

Prospective FIL: “let them speak for a while…what do you say?”

R: (Like a hungry wolf, and without a word runs inside)

Location : A dark lit room...

R: Name and age?
Girl: Chandrama , 23 yrs

The conversation continues in monotones.

Rejil dips his hand deep into the pant pocket and takes out a neatly folded piece of paper.

R: You have to fill & submit this before 9:00 am tomorrow.

(The would-be bride looks at the paper like a lost soul. After 5 minutes, the only sound in the whole room is the resounding echo of a slap and a whimper.)

Though the story ends there, let’s see what the paper contained.

1. Current status

Married
Divorced
Widowed
Single

2. If in the unmarried market, how would you rate yourself?

Professional
Still a Student
Other, please specify

3. Boyfriends till date

0-2
2-4
>4

4. Prior experience with the above question, if any (in months)

0-6
6-12
More than that

5. How do you rate ‘appadi pode’ as a song?

Biased
Unbiaaaased!!!

Valuable
Worthless

6. Where would you like to rehabilitate after the first night?

Bedroom
Rooftop
Kitchen

7. Sreehorrifying is required in life.
(Refer : http://coconaughty.blogspot.com/2008/08/neologism.html)

Strongly Agree
Agree
Neutral
Disagree
Strongly disagree

8. What would you like the children to look like?

Like me
Like you
Like the neighborssss

OMG!!!!

AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE LIKE ME ARE UNMARRIED.