Sunday, October 11, 2009

Lavale in Newspapers !

A Random thought !

Is it mere coincidence that the college ATM also behaves like the University? You insert your card and cash comes only when you trigger the FASH CASH button.

Genetic it seems ! Or is it just that once anything comes to Symbi campuses gets into the habit of withdrawing fast-cash or say extorting cash from the hard earned pockets ?

Another exercise ! ! !

The college ground is dug. They made a mountain out of the dug earth. Now they are filling the holes and know not where to put the remaining earth they dug out.

So, the colonel has come up with a classic idea to dig more holes to accommodate the remaining earth... But...now, the engineer has a new confusion !

Where will he keep the freshly dug earth? SIU rocks :P err.. SIU & rocks... ;)

A BLUE-tiful exercise !

Chandrayaan - I & Mars Pathfinder had commonly reported of a blue coloured sprinkler structure that could be seen from Mars & Moon. NASA scientists special research wings confirm this to the jet of water found at Lavale. The bathroom blue(S) of the so called marvel is glaringly reflected even on the surface of moon. The presence of water on Moon as confirmed by Chandrayan is even reported to be a result of this jet of water.

"It looks as if the leftover bathroom tiles are put to some use. A new Nek Chand and Rock garden is in the making"- Said Environment scientist, Bluekaysee at a conference, which was also attended by Discovery channel who offered cash to crash into the blue-tiling futile effort.

Awards announced

The great architect of the year award was received by the person-in-charge at Symbiosis who designed and executed the so-called-fountain. The pseudo-aesthetic moron who approved the design is rumoured to receive the first Nobel for helping the world in a major way with Design awareness.

Norwegian Nobel Committee cited the reason behind this nomination as to have helped many a student to spring back to life. One of the students in terms of anonymity told that the confidence instilled is students of various countries with the fountain installation is immeasurable. Many students who till date rued their fate of being the worst on planet earth in Design also got a fresh lease of life.

This award is also nominated for initiating & inculcating better design sense in students after experiential viewing. The awareness it brought is inexplicable, this taught our students how very good campuses can also be spoilt by men without mercy, said a press-ed release by Prof. Youcansee.

N.B: Special blue spectacles which nullify blue-effects are being donated to students. This helps in saving the retina and promises better vision possibilities even after viewing tragic constructions on planet earth.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Fest-O-Comm ! ! !

HEIGHTS OF (MIS)COMMUNICATION : (Click on the above picture;)

If not for this golden opportunity to l-"earn" my MBA in Communications Management from Symbiosis at Lavale, I would have missed meeting this unique plant accredited with a doctorate and a designation ! ! !

What will a so called foreign delegate on campus infer from this ?

That the tall, thin, long, leafless plant is Dr. S.B. Majumdar ? or is it that Dr. S.B. Majumdar looks like this ???

Even in local Govt Schools, the trees planted by eminent personalities are labelled as - Planted by "Xyz" on "xx/yy/zzzz"

Or is it that Symbiosis is privileged to write what they feel like?

Dear Symbiosis-INTERNATIONAL-University,

We ignored all your previous blunders, but this is three much ..errrr... TREE much for us to accept.

This is the actual FESTIVAL-OF-COMMUNICATION ! ! !

Friday, October 9, 2009

THE individuals and Society ? ! ! !

You can't blame symbiosis for not returning the mess fees for the 6 months when we are not on campus. Did you not read the MISSION statement before entering Lavale campus?

If you are not too sure about the nuances of the English Language, read this carefully.

The MISSION statement says - To create & to advance, to propagate and to apply knowledge in all fields for the sustained growth of the individuals and Society.

THE individuals mean some very specific people in the Symbiosis family. Obviously, it's not a mistake like you earlier thought it to be ;)

Now, for the rest of it, please watch closely, the "S" of the society is in capital letters, which again means the Symbiosis SOCIETY.

Now tell me, can you blame Symbiosis in any way for being whichever way they are? :P

Monday, October 5, 2009

Snake Scam !

The latest Movie Library

A new Cinema Library is added to the Symbiosis family. This species from PG2011 has got the unique habit of demanding movies that are yet to be released. She is currently flourishing in the IP of SIMC. After a lot of deliberations, the library is titled as "SD", though not after the rugged two wheeler.

THE BEST QUOTE AFTER "Jisko Maloom Hein USko Pata Hein"

""Develop your Eyesight into Vision"" - Sri Sri Suhas Maharaj !

Snake Charmers in News

After a flawlessly successful first and second semester, the task of fooling people with snakes came to an end for Aks Bridge Krish, the eternal snake charmer. He was caught on camera by a Papparazzi while DROPPING OFF a snake on the mountain top.

It was found that Aks Bridge never left the snake to the wild, but gave it a safe abode in a carefully constructed hole, which he visited once in a couple of days. The modus operandi was to carry it back to the GIRL's hostel or premises, when he found that the popularity chart came to a decline.

Any news of the snake used to prompt Aks to run with his latest acquaintance in a FLASH-y "DivX" player to a specific point in the entire girl's hostel, giving detectives the hint of a scam. If in case no one spots the snake, a rabbit would jump out of the window crying - "Snake, snake..", immediately making Aks Bridge run to the hostel.

This rabbit is also being questioned, said a Punjabi turned Mallu policeman MM, who was first to bring the scam to light.

Not only that, the charmer has got another harmer ...sorry... charmer with him in DivX of PR. DivX's roommate cites the courtship not for the love of the reptiles, but as yet another logic behind the well guarded flashy secret.

NOTE: All the girls are requested to note these points. ;)
  • The stripes of the snake will be the same every time. Does the SIU's "tie-in-the-mess-too" uniform theory apply uniformly across all the creatures at Lavale; including the snakes ? - Jus pondering !@!
  • The size of the snake caught will be the same. Is it that only snakes from nurseries and schools of the snake family stray to the hostels?
  • Why is that the snakes are 95% of the time found only in the girls hostel or premises? Do the snakes have a liking to human females like the charmers ? ;) :P :P
The case is in the supreme court. Aks and DIVX please appear ! :P