Naked truths in hostel!!!

Just days after the sinister figure of Bilk Bikis Bano kept both the investigators and public on tenterhooks; another half naked male image was seen scampering for cover. The paparazzi team headed by the world renowned photographer Bloo-sky Sharma received high praise for this image.

Meanwhile the student community is requested to keep calm and continue with their ‘No work and all play’ schedules.

Puzzled zoologists claim the image to be doctored. “It’s impossible for a human being to be so lean and still survive on earth” – Dr. Venkibean, X-Ray dept., opined. “If at all this figure exists, he should be a skeleton with a little of skin added for a finish” he added.

However scientists and biologists kept their finger crossed on the possible evolution of a new species. There are questions posed by the spiritual side of the society, on the likelihood of a first time photograph capturing the soul liberated . Nevertheless research hypothesis dept. claim this to be a clear case of panic syndrome. “The skeleton seems to be on call. So could well be the ghost of an ASsassinated management". Assumption theorists are also looking on the angle of a relation with the SITM ghost, who is supposedly trying to pull the towel off.

Though the FIR gives inkling on the person as one Mr. Aks Bridge Kiss of Badvertising, no confirmed reports are yet available.

Final investigation report says:
This is the liberation of a tortured 'ABK' soul due to the lack of water while screaming...ehhh...screening Saawariya, the most expensive Blue film ever made.