EXAMS PREPONED*

*Indian English, yet accepted by the dictionaries instead of the word RESCHEDULED.

SOME OF THOSE G-TALK CUSTOM MESSAGE OF BATCH 2010.

Riya Mary
DAZED AND CONFUSED

Ambika
BUGGED AND SLOGGED

Sajna Menon
IN REBELLION

Bhargavi swami
GOSH, IT'S HAPPENIN...!
LONG LIVE PROCRASTINATION!!!

Rohan Koshy
EXTINGUISHED

♫ Devika gupta
IS THERE A SIMC RELIEF FUND FOR SIMC INFLICTED VICTIMS??

Priya Menon
I FEEL LOST I M OUT OF TOUCH

Lavanya
LIVIN ON THE EDGE!!!

Neeyati Shah
HEAD-BANGING LITERALLY...

Hamsini
IS PLANNING ESCAPE ROUTES...

Niharika
NEED TO HARDCORE STUDY!!!

Swetha S
PROFANITY SUBLIMITY.....they have forgotten their boundaries

Akshobh
UNDER PRESSAAAHHHHH

Vrinda
ZOINKED

Shruti Marathe
EXAMS??? WHATS THAT???

Midhun
GAME ON...

Robin
NOTHING'S WORRYING ME!!!

Sneha
IS WONDERING WHAT TO DO...

Aditi Raisurana
EXAM TIME.

Sumit
CHALLENGING TIME AHEAD IN THE COMING FORTNIGHT, BUT I M READY.

Rujuta
KHOOP MHANJE KHOOOP MHANJE KHOOOPCH BUSY AAHE ATTA...SHWAS GHAYCHA HI VEL NAHIYE..APAN NANTAR BOLUYAT KA???

Nitin Nath
THIS PART OF MY LIFE IS CALLED "GIVIN' BACK ALL THE SHIT" !

EXPECT MORE!!!!

ANUSHA & TOODLE

http://coconaughty.blogspot.com/2008/09/identify-face-contest.html

Check the link and click the picture on the right for clarity.

Excuses, EGGs-cuses and more

Three minutes of delay. And lo!!! 2010 helps lighten the SIMC office of papyrus generated from an entire tree. Truck loads of warning letters, bucket full of tears and free tissue papers. A heart wrenching human interest story for any journalist and environmentalist. In-campus social communication change. Will someone change? Open for debate.

Mahendar sir had to hire two office boys to hold the letters even.

And the reasons cited for a 3 minute delay. Umpteen.

Here goes the best –

“We were so excited savouring eggs for breakfast, to realize time that flew past unsaid”

Now blame it on the eggs in the mess. But yeah, people do get carried away when food tastes good, particularly when it's once in a hill-time.

Excused!!!

But how did the eggs make you late???

“Blame it on the mess boys who keep eggs in the cache, as if to save on some egg-citing hatch. I had to go back once word spread that eggs are being provided”

Ohhhh!!!!! Pardoned. Protein matters. Health is wealth - which in SIMC trickles down to, Our Wealth is Messwaala’s Health, and our Health is Insurancewaala's Wealth.

You squander or rather donate your parent’s entire savings for substandard food. Then have food ordered from the Canteen, Tapri or downhill and fall ill.

Negative results: Attendance shortfall.

Positive effects: Reimbursing the health insurance effectively.

There is something more interesting in the Human Interest story:

What did those who intentionally bunk classes earn? Losers isn’t??

But what about the late comers???

Gifted – “One warning letter, Zero attendance, and a trek downhill”. So now who won????

Change your perception media'ns. It's Definitely the latter, for earning more than what he could envisage.

Congrats. To whom???? Everyone. Keep it up!!!

Side effects: Chances of reaching on time.

Hindi hein hum - International University

Learning Hindi - Internationally

Part - I

2010. SIMC gifts a trumpet to blow. Recruited for a premium package in ‘Illicit relations’, a famous PR firm in kerala, Midhun lands in Kottayam Airport. Crowds with bouquets and brickbats…oops!!!...garlands envelope him. As a quirk of fate he madly falls in love with the girl (yes girl), who gifts him the garland.

This is a part in the progress of his story

(After a month)

Midhun (like in the Malayalam movies of the 80’s): I (pause)..I…don’t know (pause)….. how to…how to ... tell what I have to…

Ladybird: kuch bolne ka hein tho jaldi bol, kaam baaki hein.

Midhun still not in his best of Hindi, remembered the good old photography class at SIMC. A chill runs down the spine.

(In contemplation)

Group - B2.

Class - Photography.

2 minutes of Hindi by Borkhedkar sir.

Mouth agape Midhun looks right.

He sees another ‘about-to-cry’ soul looking to the left.

She is Dalia, the poor soul who came with high hopes to find herself juxtaposed with some mountain goats.

Their eyes meet. Intense emotions fly.

Pity in her eyes. Tears in Midhun’s eyes. For a moment he felt Dalia to be a long lost twin. Like a pair of windows opening, both look back at their Hindi teacher.

Midhun doesn’t accept failure and jots down whatever English he could understand.

His note read something like this – “focus, May, attendance, Lens, teen, cheese…And so on…”

The actual sentence received from the manuscript available in the Pune museum read as follows. (Bible-o-graphy: Rejil, The studious. 2008: 64).

“Idhar Phocus nahi karega tho mein attendance nahi doonga. Lens mein theen cheez hein…”

(Midhun back to reality)

Realizing that the girl is walking away, shouts in the Hindi he knew

“humko tumko acha lagta hein.”

Ladybird (folded hands in prayer, looks up to the gods for help): “oyeye maaa…Hindi ka tho SIBM* kar dega yeh lafanga!!!”

Synonyms
*SIBM = rape, kichdi, dahi ( contextual).

While Dalia succeeded in printing footprints logo on the letterhead, Midhun got it embossed on his cheeks from various quarters.

TRULY INTERNATIONAL, WITH FACULTIES SPEAKING THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE. DO THEY PRESUME THAT TUITIONS IN HINDI ARE GLOBALLY COMPULSORY BEFORE JOINING THE INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITIES??
SIMC ON TOP............................................... OF A HILL.

IN NEWS AGAIN AND AGAIN

NEW FACULTY INTRODUCED

Faculties with doctorate in coffee processing, Masters in paani-puri technology, Bachelors in Dahi puri & Bhel-puri tech were recruited, as promised by UKC Sir during the orientation program of Batch 2010. In sync with the ongoing young entrepreneurial drive, students are to learn coffee processing and how to hold water in a gol-gappa. A self study coffee test is on the cards.

TEXTURES ARRESTED ON PAPER

In the latest development in the field of art and culture, Da-natu has devised a special technique to transfer texture into paper by mere rubbing of pastels/crayons. This is an intelligent way to convert lifeless lives to something abstract – said the director.

CONTRABAND SEIZED

A sizable volume of contraband variants in LAYS, VADAPAV and COOKIES were confiscated red-handed from the multiplex. The investigative team headed by ASID raided the room, while the screening of ‘Chori Chori Chupke Chupke’ was nearing the climax.

LONGEST TIME FOR THE SHORTEST DISTANCE

Research proved that distance to time ratio from the canteen to the hostel as the largest ever. Though rare in Homo sapiens, this is an amazing phenomenon found only in the SIMCIANS, a new breed of blabber’s.

RECREATION CENTRE MAY TURN PRO-CREATION CENTRE

Without any lights and with some dark pockets, the recreation centre is transforming itself to be one of the highly sought after and happening destinations for the singles of the college. Chances of a single turning double ease the making of a TRIO in such situations – reported Traitors from Lavale.

SIMC CATCHES EXAM FEVER

Batch 2010 is reeling under an unnamed fever. “Unlike the bird flu, this isn’t contagious. So there is no need to panic and slaughter the batch at the moment” – said Dr. Combiflam. The exam fever can easily be kept at bay with a dose of my expired stock of combiflam, he added.

THE ULTIMATE PANACEA UNVEILED

Dr. Combiflam, affectionately known in the ladies hostel as ‘uncomb-uncle’, unveiled his treasure of expired medicines. The specialty with the medicines is it’s a cure-all remedy from any ailment. Even AIDS, CANCER and the next Gen unknown diseases can be eradicated, he opined at the press conference conducted by the PYAR batch 2010.

All these medicines are banned because of ‘medical jealousy’, a term recently coined to combat medical ethics.

SNIPPETS:

• The war for the number of colors in the color wheel reached a climax with Natuism locking horns with AVism. Its thought that once settled this will change the whole perception of those colorblind viewers.

• The results of the Class- Test matches, though played like a one-day were announced. Flunk-ers outnumbered the winners, thereby proving the increasing productivity at SIMC.

End result for Symbiosis: The Ultimate gyan for policy makers

Increase in intake of students directly proportional to the drooping standards and quality.

THIS LAW DOESN'T REQUIRE NEWTON TO FORMULATE NOR THE ISRO SCIENTISTS TO EXPERIMENT AND PROVE. ANY LAYMAN KNOWS THAT INTAKE MINUS INFRASTRUCTURE AND FACULTY IS DOOM TO COME. PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES MY DEAR SYMBLIFY/COMBLIFY GUYS AND HELP US OUT. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING, QUALITY IS SOMETHING.

Radio Jockeys of SIMC

“There is a huge potential for radio in this batch” – opined the interview panel after the final selection process of SIMC 2010.

The interviewers including ASid sir accepted the fact as some latent Radio talents were spotted.

The insights - Qualities that a competent RJ must possess and did possess in the interview.

• Jabbering gibberish non-stop, even when the earphones are plugged to your ears.
• Unique talents who can speak non-stop nonsense in the form of unending questions.

Reason in actual at SIMC: The inability to comprehend questions from what to ask and where to stop.

• Awareness about movies, songs and Bollywood, even though current affairs were a different affair.
• Ability to make a mistake and cover it up diplomatically.
• Whatever were the emotions during the interview, they showed an intense and forced happiness in front of ASid.
• Qualities like mimicry, competent PJ’s (Poor Jokes) pepped with the god-gifted ignorance.
• Variation not just in mode and tone, but in character too.

The process of identification in a class of 2010:

They see a mike and the ghost of an old Philips radio grips.

They start and sigh!!! there seems no end to the question.

The listener is patient, but the speaker has unbound energy.

Finally the pathetic delivery makes the listener the more confused and the respondent as ignorant.

Why you shouldn't complain:

But who cares when the only parallel between the DIRECTOR and its radio jockey is that they see the mike, pounce on it and blurt non-stop. Yes, there is a slight difference though; Radio jockeys can sometimes be interesting too.

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE INVOLVED IN CONCEPTUALIZING AND REALIZING THE 'NATIONAL RADIO MEET', MAKING IT A GRAND SUCCESS. KEEP IT UP.

A F-R(A)JILE STORY

THIS POST IS CONTRIBUTED BY Mr. ANANYA MEHTA, Faculty in charge, PR, SIMC.

Once upon a time, somewhere in the interiors of South India, lived a boy named ‘FR(A)JILE’। He was born with a creative hand and grew up writing a lot of stories, articles and poems।

Inspired by his skills he joined an educational institute at Pune that gave him a chance to grow and open horizons of creativity। The schedule at the institute was hectic. He could hardly find time to show his writing skills. His batch-mates came to know about his skills and motivated him to start writing again on any topics he liked. And so keeping up with the schedule he started writing on friends, love, lifestyle, medicines, professors etc.

One fine day, suddenly ‘FR(A)JILE’ wakes up in his room to find that none of his room mates or batch mates were around। He realized that it was 9:00 am and he was late for the session. So he freshens up in ‘Hurry’ and starts walking towards classes. Suddenly, he realizes that it was a weekly of and so there was no need to hurry. Slowly whistling he comes to canteen for his breakfast.

And then, at that point of time he is caught by ‘SRI-SEARCH’ the man known for his re-re-searching skills. FR(A)JILE was questioned why he was born with creative hand when others are born with normal hand. The meeting went on for half and hour and then comes the twist in tale….Since then FR(A)JILE is singing the following lines:

“Jab main pune mein padta tha,
Blogs aur interpretation karta tha,
Research mein, main pakda jata”

Now, FR(A)JILE is pondering why did I Hurry – ed on Thursday [to be continued]

From;
The manager of Footprints ‘ 08. [Don’t forget to read the next part on stands soon..]

Tarnished

Thursday morning wasn't so entertaining for Rejil, with the most unassuming people advising on the pros and cons of the Blog titled Coconaughty. Near the mess, he was seen horrified as if a hurricane swept past him. With the stomach full of philosophy even before the breakfast, he traversed a tough distance ahead. Rejil respects Srihari sir's advice, but won't let his pen stop spitting droplets of satire at will, since what's written is plain truth, twisted differently to let people know the pulse of the campus in a lighter vein.
"Read me as a voice of the batch. Try to be better and do justice to your profession" - that's all what Rejil would say, if asked for an opinion.
For those who find the read beyond their tolerance limits are kindly requested not to read it, OR if their senses find it irresistible to glance, glimpse, gaze and find some flavour suffused are requested to run through the DISCLAIMER placed in the blog from long.

Wait for more in the blog. I haven't quit, nor will I be bogged down until my self dictates me to.

HI TICKLE BONES AND READERS, NOTE AN OBITUARY ASSIGNMENT HERE.

Osama bin Laden, died, June 24^th 2008, aged 78, after a fall in his cave.

Laden, born in Saudi Arabia, lived most of his life in Qaeda City, Afghanistan. Once infamous for his flights to the WTC, Laden is succeeded by the next generation of Bin’s, but his spirit continues to live.

He is survived by four wives, 24 children and 48 grand children.

The memorial services will be held at 11:00 am, Friday, June 25^th near his parent’s palatial cave in Southern Afghanistan, with the Reverend Obama, officiating. Memorials may be made to ‘The White House’, USA. Arrangements are by Bush Cremation Provider.

A day of yore

WHAT A DAY IT WAS!!!

High point: Dr. Borkar, who stood up to his name literally - bahut jyaada BORE KAR kar diya doctor saaab ne…

What - Health awareness sessions by a pair of psychiatrists.

Why - To treat a group of communicators under hill-arrest from going insane. Rest heavily frustrated due to the inability to communicate to a teeming civilization downhill.

Topic: Drug abuse / Alcoholism / INTERNATE

With the 'PROBLAMES' & ignorant but glaring typos from the very first slide, students found it hard to kill time.

Very banal topics and delivering the dictionary meaning of Hallucination, delusions and etc etc to a group of MBA students were real weird and out of context. Now we feel like going through the practical sessions of the same....Thanks to ALIVE OBITUARIES and footprints on paper.

But as the scriptures preach and give us solace: “ Pichale janam kaaa paap hoga”

Is pahaad ke upar, kissi ka bhi kuch bhi sunne ka aadat pada jaata hein. And if 240 of you aren’t habituated, you are held at ransom with a white sheet of paper titled “ATTENDANCE SHEET”

KOCHI FOOTPRINTS

If it goes this way, Ananya sir's footprints will be wiped out and stamped on Midhun's face.

RAAAT KI BAAT BAAAKI

With high hopes, the INFERNO from the stable of the STD/ISD's turned a damp squib. Doused by the dampened spirits, the poor batch of convergence slept dull and morose. The ROCK teams escaped unhurt as the young campus had a scarcity of ROCKs to pelt. Lucky guys, indeed. Do appease God to keep you safer as time takes you to other concerts and colleges all over the city..AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

More to see, Journalism assignment : "Writing obituaries for the living" - Creativity at its best.

SELF SELF SELF

After SCREENOPHOBIA, another syndrome afflicts Midhun in Lavale.

Midhun goes to an internet café and opens Gmail, his favorite place to shop girls.

After a minute, there are murmurs and rumblings heard from the cubicle. The skeptical owner walks like a cat, keeping his ears to the door he hears….

Then ………

“Why don’t you keep in touch? Do mail me. Take care. Byeeee…”

“Why don’t you keep in touch? Do mail me. Take care. Byeeee…”

“Why don’t you keep in touch? Do mail me. Take care. Byeeee…”

The owner is flabbergasted at the repetition. Before he went back to his seat, he heard something more.

“Bomb blast in Delhi, 20 killed”

“Bomb blast in Delhi, 20 killed”

“Bomb blast in Delhi, 20 killed”

After 29 minutes 58 seconds, Midhun winds up so that the money to the cafe stays at Rs 10/-

But the curious café owner approaches Midhun: “Sorry, but I overheard u repeating sentences. What was that for?”

Midhun: ‘ohhh, yeah….I was absolutely normal when I came from Kerala. Then we had self study tests, had to byheart one word terms from websites. After that…”

The owner interferes: “Are you from SIMC???’

Midhun gives a surprised look and asks: “How did you guess that?”

Owner: “Ohhh my dear, even my neighbor’s son enrolled for PYAR in Fungiosis. After a semester of classes, he started repeating anything and everything he saw on the internet. Luckily we met Dr. Hurray Hurray!!!, MBBS (Masters in Bloopers & Blunder Science) who treated him in a bibliographic manner"

Midhun sees his future without the (CRYSTAL) ball gazing that he normally does in SIMC

Midhun: “Where is that guy placed now??”

Café owner: He is working in the self-study test - I , II, III, IV, V factory at Fungiosis as senior questionNAIRe now.

M (remembers the NAIR link of Kerala): “I know him, I know him…” and runs amok with a similar crowd…

Midhun suffers from the same even today. After the one failure he suffered in SELF STUDY TEST IV, you open any crap in any website and Midhun by-hearts. He has even by-hearted pop-up’s from Exigencyfaqs.com, smint.com, bhoot.com and what not…

University plans are in way to change the nomenclature to - Selfish study test, without disturbing the sanctity of the acronym, so that people study a little for themselves.

QUOTABLE QUOTES

Last page of the ITC classmate notebook has a new ‘QUOTE IT, with their interpretation’, exclusively dedicated to the faculty of SIMC.

“Convergence is the future” – Prof UKC

Interpretation: Sooner or later all 240 minnows with 135 seniors will huddle around a bonfire and mull over the decisions taken and to be taken in their lives. This is convergence in SIMC to decide upon the almost lost future of SIMCians.

“It’s My way or the High Way” – AS

Interpretation: Sir travels either by flight or train, never does he catch a vehicle that plies via the highway.

“For those who think am out of tricks, I have enough in my box to keep you entertained for two years” – AS

Interpretation: Magic, The great Indian rope trick and doll deception introduced as part of the industry internship for Batch 2010.

“ Ha….Ha……Ha….. Ha…. HA……” – AS

Interpretation: The great laughter challenge. Any one to challenge?!!!

“Jisko Malum Hai, Usko Pata Hai” – Dr Srihari

Interpretation:The known is limited, but the unknown infinite, yet we bear it silently. (Redundancy in a hurry stands pardoned)

“Mind it!!!!” - Dr Srihari (Now endorsed by RAJNIKANT and Dhoni too)

Interpretation: We didn’t give heed to his warning and see!!! Lost our minds, bodies & souls with the syllabus, mess and hostels. (We excuse SIMC because we know that we are being prepared for the grueling professional life ahead, where we will be devoid of food, clothing and shelter)

“Ok Guys……………………….NOW…” – Prof Ananya Mehta

Interpretation: ….We wait with bated breaths. Anything might happen, but alas only some repetitive event proposals happen…..

“For those who think that they are technically challenged, Photoshop is made by HUMANS” – Dharam sir

Interpretation: Except that those HUMANS didn’t anticipate that this will be in the SIMC syllabus for 150 marks.

They found paths to lead a way. We received it so that we lose our way. They made layers so that the seating becomes comfortable. We received it for the tail to wedge in between the layers. They made channels for smooth transit, but we are stuck. Neither fully in nor out!!!!!!!!

“………………………………………………………. “- Prof Chandrasekhar

Interpretation: MUTE. Sir follows Gandhi’s second monkey – BURA MATH BOLO…but at least kuch acha tho bol sakte ho, for the Rs. 6 lakhs of groundnuts sowed in the hills of Lavale.

HAPPY VINAYAK CHATURTHI

“HEY GUYS, LISTEN!!!” All donations given by SIMC GUYS went towards immersing the above two shapes ( seen in Green and Grey attire) in the swimming pool. The overflowing water, though threatened to inundate the ladies hostel, was cleared. (Thanks to the Social Communication club.)

PS: Please donate as much as you can, so that instead of causing water pollution, these idols can be retrieved and dumped at a different space. Rumors are high in the air that the idol in Grey was found floating in Mumbai today.

Combiflameeeeeee Uncle

A doctor completed his MBBS way back in 1925 from Symbiosis Institute of Combiflam Knowledge (SICK). After a long standing field experience in the “World of Pune”, he gets a pre-placement offer to serve the new campus of his parent institute, Fungiosis.

83 proud years of inexperience in the kitty, but oblivious of the new advents in the field of medicine, he climbs the pinnacles of glory only to find a hill named Lavale, infested with suffering minnows. Each had their own specialization. One set striving for an MBA in ‘STD/ISD booth’ technology’, the next for MBA in ‘Flagship’ Management, the third for an MBA in ‘395 degree convergance’

1^ST DAY

A student from ISD Booth Technology rushes to the doctor: (He is impressed with the grey hair and the milk maid dress of the doctor): “Good morning doctor”

Maybe because of senile decay, the doc takes a reaction time of 2 minutes OR as the booth man thinks technically, ‘sound takes time to travel from one medium to another’

The Jeetendra-styled white and white replies: “yes, tell me your ailment”

BOOTH MAN: “I am having a headache from the morning, followed by a stomach ache and a pain in the muscles”

(Reaction time)

Doc: “Combiflam, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, one at night, always after food”

Booth man is happy and goes to the hostel

2^ND DAY

Another student from Flagship Management rushes to the Doctor’s abode.

He meets the fossil, looks at him with reverence and says

“The past 5 days had been terrible with dental pain”

(Response time)

Doc: “Combiflam, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, one at night, always after food”

Flagship is happy and rushes to the hostel

3RD DAY

The day dawns and the damsel from the college of convergence, takes a 360 degree turn. Arrives at the doctors abode and rushes in as it’s open.

Damsel in Distress: “Combi uncle, combi uncle… A dog outside my hostel made me run…”

(Minus the response time)

The fossil replies: “Combiflam, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, one at night, always after food”

Damsel in distress never went over to him for a medicine whatsoever, cos it's heard even cancer and AIDS can be treated by his COMBIFLAMboyance

Off late the Doctor could be seen loitering around the girls hostel like a love-lorn ghost in whites.

It's heard that he has also endorsed the same medicine with the tag-line

(Still dressed in Tide white dress)

COMBIFLAM - “A panacea for all ills”

Endorsed by Dr. Nut-khat Nandan, MBBS, SICK (Lavale)

http://www.mumbaimirror.com/net/mmpaper.aspx?page=article&sectid=70&contentid=2007091820070918132105359aec6c4d0

QUIZ PART II

(CONTD from...)

http://coconaughty.blogspot.com/2008/08/sibm-simc-quiz.html

The teams for the Whiz Quiz .

Team A: SIMC
Team B: SIBM
Team C: SITM

Summary: SIMC Leading with 20 points, SIBM & SITM trails with a abysmal ZERO performance.

The only saving grace is the second and final round.

Brand deciphering round, in which SIBM is supposedly the strongest in India.

Quizmaster : (Team C) : What is 'yeahtellll'!!!!

C: (Looks a Dalia in the photography class, yet ignoramus doesn’t keep silent and blurts) ATL

Q(annoyed): Time out. Team B??

Even the quiz master feels like to reach Midhun.

B: Atal

Q; sorry. Team A ( looks at Midhun with reverence )

M: AIRTEL, tanana nana tananana nana… Express youself !!!… ( Thanks to Hurry-hurry sir)

Q: (With tears of joy rolling down the eyes to the parched SIBM earth). : You get 5 more marks

Q( Team B) : What is 'HYAERE CYAERE'???

The already lost Team B is further pushed deep down the pit. SIBM looks like monkeys (SITM) on the hot brick.

A meek 'pass' is all what we hear.

Team A: ( Midhun jumps up and answers ): HAIR CARE

Midhun has a silent prayer to almighty Sri Hurry Hurry bhagvan of Coimbatore sree shasta temple. DB is not in picture at all.

The fate decided, SIBM & SITM shrivel as if to hide in a shell.

Q: The final question to Team A

The shop where you get a complete picture of your ignorance

Team C: (Midhun with an unassuming ease speaks in confidence): Adobe Photoshop

(Team SIMC is invited to speak on the award presentation)

FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF SIMC a quiz contest we won. Midhun earns rewards, awards and accolades from all over.The best prize was when the girl he eyes in SIMC gave him an appreciative glance.;-)

who is tht???? latter part of the story, where she teaches him Hindi.

'Identify the face' CONTEST

Contest closed. ANUSHA RAMAKRISHNAN is the right answer. All the winners receive coco-naka cookies from coconaughty and a free trip to the tallest coconut tree in town.

Toodle cattie so I call,

A little fairy is she to all.

Cute and cuddly in my class,

Bubbling energy is this lass.

Brush and palette comes in hand,

And lo!!! Does she paintings even on sand.

This girlfriend of TOM from the Tom & Jerry series closely resembles someone in the batch of SIMC 2010. If you can spot her from the above limerick and cartoon, do drop her name in the comment column :-)
The real photograph will be uploaded after two days.

ONE MORE VITAL HINT: Toodle can more often be seen with Mr. ABCD @gmail.com, a friend of Mr. Tom and the owner of a portal Milna Milaana.

Contest open for 48 hours.Winners get chocolates from Coconaughty.

First time in the histroy of SIMC...

Once upon a time lived a kid in a remote village in the east of West Bengal, who considered himself to be a great advocate of advertising.

His public speaking skills and creative sense was beyond compare. Bold and smart as people thought him to be, he got a call to be part of the SIMC batch of 2009.

The first question of the first self study test was as follows.

“DESCRIBE SIMC”

An excerpt from his answer is duplicated verbatim here:

First time in the history of the country, we have an M’N’C (media and communication) in one college. First time in the history of MNC we christened it SIMC. First time in the history of SIMC, 135 students are kichdified to study ‘four in one’. First time in the history of SIMC, we have me as a student. First time in the history of SIMC, dogs urinated outside my room today. First time in the history of SIMC we had breakfast in the evening. First time in the history of SIMC, I will become the new Bengal tiger. First time in the history of SIMC…. And it went beyond comprehension…

After valuing the answer sheet, as obviously, For the first time in the history of SIMC, he topped the test.

For the first time in the history of SIMC colleagues and the faculty noticed his business acumen and enthroned him. The crown for the First time in the history of SIMC had an engraving – “PRESIDENT, SIMC 2009”

And till date he religiously follows those words which made him conquer the pinnacles of glory & sooner or later would make him ‘infamous’, if he continue to believe that the history of SIMC started in 2009.

JUICY NUISY NEWS

BAD IS NEVER GOOD UNTIL THE WORSE HAPPENS

This adage was proven verbatim by the PR director, Anan-ta, with the announcement of his new set of BIZCOMM (Bizzare Communication) topics. “We felt current affairs a far better affair” – opined student leader, Mirror Majumdar.

LOST AND FOUND

Police found the missing SIMC2010 student underneath the pile of assignments in room no 452. He had been repeating assignments using colors since 2005 and thus was lost - loiters reported live from the hostel!!!

LOO DESIGN AWARDED

The men’s loo near the MIND IT!!! room finally won the special award for the most innovative toilet in the country. “We worked hard towards the conceptualization by repositioning the wash basin in such a corner that none of the girls can even remotely see men washing their faces, while easily having a different, yet open view of certain things even without peeping in” The architect spoke outright.

PETITION SUBMITTED

A petition demanding the economization of class timings were submitted to the DD today. The main demands were to finish the classes at 6, so that more and more students can serve the coffee shop, mess and the canteen one after the other, with the little hearts of those tiny birds flying around.

PETITIONS ROOM OPENED

With the number of petitions on the rise, Symbiosis opened a whole new building for the ease in storing and retrieving of data signed by SIMC2010. It feels as if Vasudeiva kudumbakam has stopped the step-motherly treatment meted out against SIBM’S sister concern.

RESEARCHER WINS AWARD

The hurry hurry man of Indian research diaspora received the ‘novel piece price’ on a research paper titled, “How fast does dad’s pocket empty for beautiful girls”. This focused on the pockets of those parents which empty selflessly for someone’s daughter. It also proved that free coffee from various innocent hands makes women fatter.

‘HINDI’ BRUTALLY RAPED IN CLASS

With 120 media students’ standing mute spectators, the national language was repeatedly raped in a span of 90 minutes by a ‘hurry hurry’ in the ‘WHY ZERO ZERO ONE???” class.

QUOTE UNQUOTE

“Jisko maloom nahi, usko pata nahi.”