Hibernating, Filmi-sshtyle!!!

The above pic (click &...na..na....not portal...click 'n' see) is a masterpiece commemorating the ‘suspended animation’ of SIMC Boys, Batch 2010.

SIMC converted to SIMCG, a Girls only convent, presently is basking under the glory.
Watch closely & you can see the 'Sink-ship' SIBM guys standing in reverence, gazing at the sky and praying.

This is how the conversation goes
(For all those Girlzzz who missed the 'BOYZzzone' yesterday afternoon, and are finding it increasingly difficult to even sit, without the something to chew on)

SIBM 1 (Irritated with the attention deficiency dials God): “Bhagvaan, give us a breakkkkkkkkk too”

SIBM 2 (Snatches the mobile and screams): “God, how can you be so buyassed (biased) to SIMC”

God (gets irritated and replies): “Come on guys, they didn’t ask for it. When you were burning the midnight oil, SIMCians unleashed their creativity and thus earned it”

SIBM1: “So what, Mere paas work experience hai, Alumni hein, placements hein ... inke paas kya hai ?’’

God (With that smirk as evident as the sinister smile he showcases): ‘Inke paas..inke paaas AXe hein…..”

SIBM1: AXe kya hota hein?

GOD: AXe ek phenomenon hota hein.. talent ka ek bhandaar hota hein.... thoda gussa hota hein, lekin aadmi zabardast hota hein....

(The jealousy on their faces becomes clearly evident)

SIBM 2: “Lekin God...(pause)... ek AXe se kya hota hein!!!”

God: AXe se?? ( huaahuaaahuhaaaa huaahaaaahuaahha) AXe se ek saath 'chaar sau bees' (420) ko 240 warning letters milte hein…, kaat dete hein AXe."

(AXe comes on screening…oops!!! screen)

AXe: Mogambo khush hua

God: Ab tum hi sambhalo, hum chale…

AXe: Kitne aadmi the

SIBM 1: sir, we came here by mistake…

(And both run to Y001)

AXe: Kutthey.. Main tera Khoon pee jaunga..

(SIMCians arrive)

AXe (Still like the fully pressurised cooker): "Mujhe apna haath dede bacchooon… Jo Pacchis saal me nahi hua, wo ab hoga… Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa…"

(SIMCians sit like the tomato in the cooker)

But none gives in, while in some other corner of the world, several particles remain suspended.

SIMCian (oblivious of the condition of his fellow mates): “Sinoreeta… aisi bade bade deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein… hoti rehti hai,”

Thank you to all the actors involved in the drama staged some nights back.

(Dedicated to all the suspended particles in the air)