FUNKY NEWS

Special correspondent

UNUSUAL CROWD AT FUNGIOSIS

Botanists, pathologists, engineers and artists flocked the Fungiosis campus, Lavale to have a glimpse of the variety of rare fungi overgrowths on the hostel walls. “These are one among the many initiatives taken by us towards increasing the greenery in and around this eco-friendly campus” - The director said.

The best pattern will be incorporated as the wallpaper design for the rooms, for their inherent advantages like camouflage, uniformity and greenery.

ENGINEER HONOURED

The Design engineer of the Fungiosis hostel was bestowed with the first ever indigenous Bio-Nobel in the ‘Brick ’n’ lick’ category. “I had always worked keeping in mind the coexistence of nature in rooms” – he said. “What is from earth should go back to earth, it’s my policy” – he added.

EXHIBITION OPEN TO PUBLIC

An exhibition of the rare designs from the Fungiosis hostel walls is open at the canteen road. Entry is free for the staff and seniors, while a nominal amount of Rs. 250/- per head is charged from the batch of 2010.

The famous grapevine club murmurs that this is again a money minting ploy, but authorities were unwilling to comment. “The amount will go towards relocating the fungi from bedrooms to bathrooms and vice versa.” D-peck, an office staff replied on phone.

‘PEST-OH-CALM’ INAUGURATED

The annual festival ‘Pest-oh-calm’, a 'No-kaam' initiative was inaugurated by the world famous mad man, Algae Padmasree. “Our idea is the co-creation of an infinite number of green shades and if possible a convergence of those outside the hostel wheel” – The director said after the inauguration.

Youngsters from around the globe are also invited for an interview today. They, irrespective of their ignorance will be forced to attend the ‘Pest-oh-calm’ and give company to the watchmen & owls outside.

“Even itchy fungi in the unclean undergarments never drew such a huge crowd. This marks an exceptional moment in the chronicles of Fungian history.” – The director continued nonstop.

YOUNG ACHIEVERS AWARD

Those who have lived with the fungi for over a year were conferred honorary doctorates, and also an award titled “Youngest Itchy-Bitchy”.

“We have a lesson or two to learn from the proliferation of these green friends. Try to spread as fast as you can” – said the second time winner Uno Journo Kumar.

SNIPPETS

Rainbow madam was seen with moisture in her eyes. “I am mesmerized by the creativity unleashed by these young wall-fungi who haven’t even attended my class. The shade of green bound with the shade of black is what moves me to tears” - She said. The students were further advised to learn point, line, shape, form, tone and texture from these smaller beings.

CONTEST

TITLE: SYMBIOTIC OR PARASITIC?

This is a perfect example of a symbiotic relationship in our campus, opined the student council member.
‘They are mere parasites, eating out of their dad’s pockets” – Famous film critic ASid said opposing the student’s viewpoint.

The debate is still open. Interested candidates can participate and win personally autographed warning letters along with a fully sponsored weekly trip to the nearest library or computer lab.