The junior batman of UG shares the AV database with ‘Smiling Assasin’ alone as the senior batwoman ‘supposedly’ shares it along with a password with ‘You Can See’ only.
The truth being that the batwoman has nothing but excuses to share. Better if the batman can mail in the excel-lent sheet and get the AV some jobs!
Good work UG on getting all your 120 to organizations where the seniors couldn’t even reach.
A few SIMCians are appointed in a corporate house.
First day - 'We welcome to the family....blah blah blah.. Your email id is sidkid@kidkid.com
To the second one - Your id is - 'dumbkid@spoilkid.com
(As eager and silly as the kid he is, opens the mail box)
The first mail he finds is from the CEO
Dear staff,
As you may have heard, bright minds over at kidkid removed “Reply to All” button to eliminate bureaucracy and inefficiency.
We developed four Mail toolbar configurations for different departments... blah blah blah…
Our sidkid who is a just pass out from the cameras and videos of SIMC cannot resist his habit of simc.edu and clicks the 'Reply to all' button which will be available for a few more dying days.
The reply goes - "ROFLMAO"
The CEO feels like the boxers bag that is punched a 100 times.
Just as he feels the heat building up in him, the inbox cries - 'ping ping'
He reads the next mail, again a reply to all - 'whoa ... wad a F***ing reply ... he he :D Now I know where all your ideas collate and therefore don't relate. Heights of Obscured DESPERATION' :D :P ;) :)
Along with was added all the smilies that he practised during the 4 semesters at SIMC.
The CEO gasps for breath and searches frantically for the inhaler.
The kidkid again writes.
'LMAO. What the bloody F*** do you think the world is all about you A**h***? I am the one with guts, am the one with courage. Kiss me if you can and BLAH..."
And then the dumdkid writes again
"Sidkid ... loved the Boo thing :D..... lmao"
Finally, the very own CEO, like it often happens at SIMC, where the Director also 'replies to all' out of no avail, presses the button that he had decided to eliminate.
"Who are these pests and where have they come from?"
Within a fraction of a second the sidkid and dumbkid mails again in the same tone.
"I seem to have irked the CEO...well did you expect me to send you a bouquet of flowers for sending me this 'reply to all' shit. your post is getting to your head...unless you are an ardent admirer of technology and derive great pleasure in telling the world about ur technical expertise. To you about who i think i am...i am a guy who had the guts to speak up against ur cheap thrills and coming from the great institute called SIMC, Pune."
The CEO not only spams the sidkid and dumbkid, but dismisses the HR and the interviewers, which unfortunately included him as well. With a resignation letter in his hand, the CEO also slightly gets the SIMC syndrome and "replies to all" as follows.
"F*** o** you spammers... Am LMAO ROTFL.."
And the rest is history. All the staff followed suit. Thanks to the two SIMC-ians, the company is now the 'organisation with GUTS' ;) :P :D who adds all smilies available.
Yesterday I saw the Institute Director with tears in his eyes. So, a conversation ensued. The transcripts are here
R: Sir, I can see tears in your eyes. What happened?
D: (In the family serial style) they aren’t brimming with tears. JUST DUST...
R: Yes sir, too much of dust pollution. Global warming, Glacier melting, Climatic change, Crop loss, Famine, Hunger, Death...
(Suddenly tears flow out incessantly. Yes readers, you guessed right. Similar to the well designed buildings at Lavale during rains…)
D: Stop boy, stop. I can't take this any further. Don't hurt me anymore with this conversation. You know what, Mr.President. I was indeed crying after an excruciating pain before you met me. But alongside came like a soothing breeze, the underlying joy to know that my efforts have finally started bearing fruits.
R: Ohh, so you were actually crying! What’s the matter sir?
D: Since you also know the route this world is heading towards, it's right to talk to you.
R: Yes Sir. Let me know.
D: I know that many at SIMC are in disagreement with the NGO internship. All the coconaughty blogs were satire on my love for events. Am aware that the majority in SIMC are not in conjunction with the idea of events
R: (Murmurs to himself... ) So, you were aware & still continue torturing the poor souls, except a Nikhita, who got value worth 18 lakhs from SIMC for the 6 lakhs paid in fees....
D: What?
R: Nothing sir, I was just thinking of Nikhita, who learned a lot with her forte which is events management, the same which SIMC provides in abundance. You continue sir…
D: Hmm….(A sigh) But now I know that people have learned how important events are & NGO internships were. New ideas have evolved. New plans in place. A combo of events & NGO. A new era is on the rising….
(Eyeballs pop out like in the Tom & Jerry cartoons & to stop the excess flow of words, I interfere)
Though with a dreaded thought of whether the joy unbound means more events in the platter, I gathered courage from the left over spaces of my brain and asked
R: But how sir?
D: A group of students who used to do nothing other than drink (Read transparent liquids like....water) after the sun went down at Shree are today in pursuit of real MOONUPPERS.
R: (Still wearing the SPIKE (Dog in Tom&Jerry) look) Kya?
D: Yeah, am now proud of a couple of my students, who have clubbed the idea of NGO internships from semester 1 & Sundowners from events in every semester to eradicate poverty. They founded MOONUPPERS. This brought tears to my eyes.. This phenomenal idea & mission whispers that am finding my efforts nearing fruition.
R: Sir, but to eradicate poverty in SIMC, it would be better if the mess food is improved and the excessive extortion (read fees) is lessened.
D: No dear, this is not about SIMC. The MOONUPPERS in SIMC with a facebook account of 1500 simc’ans from the present batch are getting ready to..….
R: (Interrupts) sir, 220+210+240(UG) makes it 680 only….
D: Am foresighted.
R: What’s in hindsight?
D: My vision sees 1500 on campus next year.
R: Hallucination? OR does it mean we are vying for the ninth wonder of the world?
D: nahi, Visual communication…
R: But facebook?
D: Yeah, as told to me by the Team MOONUPPER members, this is to fool the sponCers, with a ‘C’
R: Why a ‘C’?
D: That is strategy to woo the ‘C’OO’s, ‘C’EO’s, ‘C’FO’s and other ‘C’s of Marketing communications.
R: Wow, appreciated. Btw whose idea sir?
D: From the strong bonding of communications management & mass communication erupted this idea of ‘C’ in communicating to the sponCers.
R: Amazing ‘Convergence!
D: Thanks to them
R: Sir, but getting back to NGO, MOONUPPERS, EVENTS…
D: Yeah, don’t you remember that I had told you that we will make FOC & DAM global this time?
R: Yes sir, I do. But, except going round and round like the globe on a fixed axis, what else has become global here?
D: That’s what! This time MOONUPPERS is a global phenomenon
R: Even otherwise moon comes up somewhere in the globe.
D: Yeah, now I know your awareness level regarding events.
R: Sorry sir.
D: Never mind. We are focusing Africa
R: (In Tamil style) Africaaaava?
D: Yeah, Antarctica is cold.
R: India?
D: India and hunger are not related.
R: (I lose my cool and shout) Have you met any of SIMCian’s parents off late? Many are in penury after paying our fees clubbed with the quality mess food. Poverty looms large on the rest of the parents. With recession having hit hard, they have lost hope & look emaciated. Parents from the senior batch are enquiring what lies ahead!!!
D: Events.
(Phewww… Moonuppers galore who ultimately found meaning in combining the NGO experience & events to start a facebook account to fool global CFO’s into paying money for events, if not jobs. Kudos! Claps! Hat off!)
How does it matter even if you haven't got the thirst of hunger to deliver. Nevertheless, the hunger for an MBA is eradicated….
