QUOTABLE QUOTES

Last page of the ITC classmate notebook has a new ‘QUOTE IT, with their interpretation’, exclusively dedicated to the faculty of SIMC.

“Convergence is the future” – Prof UKC

Interpretation: Sooner or later all 240 minnows with 135 seniors will huddle around a bonfire and mull over the decisions taken and to be taken in their lives. This is convergence in SIMC to decide upon the almost lost future of SIMCians.

“It’s My way or the High Way” – AS

Interpretation: Sir travels either by flight or train, never does he catch a vehicle that plies via the highway.

“For those who think am out of tricks, I have enough in my box to keep you entertained for two years” – AS

Interpretation: Magic, The great Indian rope trick and doll deception introduced as part of the industry internship for Batch 2010.

“ Ha….Ha……Ha….. Ha…. HA……” – AS

Interpretation: The great laughter challenge. Any one to challenge?!!!

“Jisko Malum Hai, Usko Pata Hai” – Dr Srihari

Interpretation:The known is limited, but the unknown infinite, yet we bear it silently. (Redundancy in a hurry stands pardoned)

“Mind it!!!!” - Dr Srihari (Now endorsed by RAJNIKANT and Dhoni too)

Interpretation: We didn’t give heed to his warning and see!!! Lost our minds, bodies & souls with the syllabus, mess and hostels. (We excuse SIMC because we know that we are being prepared for the grueling professional life ahead, where we will be devoid of food, clothing and shelter)

“Ok Guys……………………….NOW…” – Prof Ananya Mehta

Interpretation: ….We wait with bated breaths. Anything might happen, but alas only some repetitive event proposals happen…..

“For those who think that they are technically challenged, Photoshop is made by HUMANS” – Dharam sir

Interpretation: Except that those HUMANS didn’t anticipate that this will be in the SIMC syllabus for 150 marks.

They found paths to lead a way. We received it so that we lose our way. They made layers so that the seating becomes comfortable. We received it for the tail to wedge in between the layers. They made channels for smooth transit, but we are stuck. Neither fully in nor out!!!!!!!!

“………………………………………………………. “- Prof Chandrasekhar

Interpretation: MUTE. Sir follows Gandhi’s second monkey – BURA MATH BOLO…but at least kuch acha tho bol sakte ho, for the Rs. 6 lakhs of groundnuts sowed in the hills of Lavale.