Excuses, EGGs-cuses and more

Three minutes of delay. And lo!!! 2010 helps lighten the SIMC office of papyrus generated from an entire tree. Truck loads of warning letters, bucket full of tears and free tissue papers. A heart wrenching human interest story for any journalist and environmentalist. In-campus social communication change. Will someone change? Open for debate.

Mahendar sir had to hire two office boys to hold the letters even.

And the reasons cited for a 3 minute delay. Umpteen.

Here goes the best –

“We were so excited savouring eggs for breakfast, to realize time that flew past unsaid”

Now blame it on the eggs in the mess. But yeah, people do get carried away when food tastes good, particularly when it's once in a hill-time.

Excused!!!

But how did the eggs make you late???

“Blame it on the mess boys who keep eggs in the cache, as if to save on some egg-citing hatch. I had to go back once word spread that eggs are being provided”

Ohhhh!!!!! Pardoned. Protein matters. Health is wealth - which in SIMC trickles down to, Our Wealth is Messwaala’s Health, and our Health is Insurancewaala's Wealth.

You squander or rather donate your parent’s entire savings for substandard food. Then have food ordered from the Canteen, Tapri or downhill and fall ill.

Negative results: Attendance shortfall.

Positive effects: Reimbursing the health insurance effectively.

There is something more interesting in the Human Interest story:

What did those who intentionally bunk classes earn? Losers isn’t??

But what about the late comers???

Gifted – “One warning letter, Zero attendance, and a trek downhill”. So now who won????

Change your perception media'ns. It's Definitely the latter, for earning more than what he could envisage.

Congrats. To whom???? Everyone. Keep it up!!!

Side effects: Chances of reaching on time.