A doctor completed his MBBS way back in 1925 from Symbiosis Institute of Combiflam Knowledge (SICK). After a long standing field experience in the “World of Pune”, he gets a pre-placement offer to serve the new campus of his parent institute, Fungiosis.
83 proud years of inexperience in the kitty, but oblivious of the new advents in the field of medicine, he climbs the pinnacles of glory only to find a hill named Lavale, infested with suffering minnows. Each had their own specialization. One set striving for an MBA in ‘STD/ISD booth’ technology’, the next for MBA in ‘Flagship’ Management, the third for an MBA in ‘395 degree convergance’
1ST DAY
A student from ISD Booth Technology rushes to the doctor: (He is impressed with the grey hair and the milk maid dress of the doctor): “Good morning doctor”
Maybe because of senile decay, the doc takes a reaction time of 2 minutes OR as the booth man thinks technically, ‘sound takes time to travel from one medium to another’
The Jeetendra-styled white and white replies: “yes, tell me your ailment”
BOOTH MAN: “I am having a headache from the morning, followed by a stomach ache and a pain in the muscles”
(Reaction time)
Doc: “Combiflam, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, one at night, always after food”
Booth man is happy and goes to the hostel
2ND DAY
He meets the fossil, looks at him with reverence and says
“The past 5 days had been terrible with dental pain”
(Response time
Doc: “Combiflam, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, one at night, always after food”
Flagship is happy and rushes to the hostel
3RD DAY
The day dawns and the damsel from the college of convergence, takes a 360 degree turn. Arrives at the doctors abode and rushes in as it’s open.
Damsel in Distress: “Combi uncle, combi uncle… A dog outside my hostel made me run…”
(Minus the response time)
The fossil replies: “Combiflam, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, one at night, always after food”
Damsel in distress never went over to him for a medicine whatsoever, cos it's heard even cancer and AIDS can be treated by his COMBIFLAMboyance
Off late the Doctor could be seen loitering around the girls hostel like a love-lorn ghost in whites.
It's heard that he has also endorsed the same medicine with the tag-line
(Still dressed in Tide white dress)
COMBIFLAM - “A panacea for all ills”
Endorsed by Dr. Nut-khat Nandan, MBBS, SICK (Lavale)
2 comments:
gr8 one!!! i hope someone lets him know so. keep updating
combiflam uncle!!!! good one!!
But what is his real name anyway? :-?
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