BAD IS NEVER GOOD UNTIL THE WORSE HAPPENS
This adage was proven verbatim by the PR director, Anan-ta, with the announcement of his new set of BIZCOMM (Bizzare Communication) topics. “We felt current affairs a far better affair” – opined student leader, Mirror Majumdar.
LOST AND FOUND
Police found the missing SIMC2010 student underneath the pile of assignments in room no 452. He had been repeating assignments using colors since 2005 and thus was lost - loiters reported live from the hostel!!!
LOO DESIGN AWARDED
The men’s loo near the MIND IT!!! room finally won the special award for the most innovative toilet in the country. “We worked hard towards the conceptualization by repositioning the wash basin in such a corner that none of the girls can even remotely see men washing their faces, while easily having a different, yet open view of certain things even without peeping in” The architect spoke outright.
PETITION SUBMITTED
A petition demanding the economization of class timings were submitted to the DD today. The main demands were to finish the classes at 6, so that more and more students can serve the coffee shop, mess and the canteen one after the other, with the little hearts of those tiny birds flying around.
PETITIONS ROOM OPENED
With the number of petitions on the rise, Symbiosis opened a whole new building for the ease in storing and retrieving of data signed by SIMC2010. It feels as if Vasudeiva kudumbakam has stopped the step-motherly treatment meted out against SIBM’S sister concern.
RESEARCHER WINS AWARD
The hurry hurry man of Indian research diaspora received the ‘novel piece price’ on a research paper titled, “How fast does dad’s pocket empty for beautiful girls”. This focused on the pockets of those parents which empty selflessly for someone’s daughter. It also proved that free coffee from various innocent hands makes women fatter.
‘HINDI’ BRUTALLY RAPED IN CLASS
With 120 media students’ standing mute spectators, the national language was repeatedly raped in a span of 90 minutes by a ‘hurry hurry’ in the ‘WHY ZERO ZERO ONE???” class.
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2 comments:
@BAD IS NEVER GOOD UNTIL THE WORSE HAPPENS
I agree with Mr. Mirror Majumdar, not because that he is my roomie, but current affairs topics were our 'own' topics and I heard that some people misused their bizcomm topic to build on thier 'love affairs' ;)
@LOO DESIGN AWARDED
I guess the architect is not a male (need not be female too!)
@PETITIONS ROOM OPENED
For the 'constantly complaining' KIDS of SIMC :P
@‘HINDI’ BRUTALLY RAPED IN CLASS
No big deal..it happens :P
PS: or else pls explain me the joke in '“Jisko maloom nahi, usko pata nahi.” (njan thottu)
Rejil its fun reading your blog but be as scandalous as you can be(as if u r not:) but more action is certainly awaited.
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