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ALUMNI MEET ACCREDITED

With the semester exams culminating in a stereotypical disaster, Batch 2010 was seen eagerly enquiring the dates of Alumni meet 2011. Alumni Meet dates, which always had been an intelligent way to write backlogs, but with a saving grace, is the most sought after function after college. The word 'Alumni' was acknowledged by the Oxford dictionary in 2009, and is being used in a lot of spaces. This was evident after Fossil’s six-year old son who flunked his Class test said , “Papa, Maths mein main ‘Alumni’ ho gaya. I promise to write it better next time”.

CHICKEN ENTERS MESS, HOGS LIMELIGHT

After a unmarked period of silence, Chicken finally entered the SIMC domains of Lavale. This Mega event was marked by the presence of the entire UG batch, and later entertained by songs written, composed, sung, marketed, sold & heard, by Mr. Air of Batch 2009.(But we like it)
"The lovely chicks of Fungiosis found themselves let down with the entry of those luscious legs in the mess, gifted with amazingly soft and satin smooth feel" opined Midhun.
After seeing chicken legs, some of the crab like girls were found searching for the sea-anemone guys, with whom they were usually seen to be forcibly attached.

‘P-ART OF LIVING' INTRODUCED

The maximum number of successful classroom-proposals happened in the SIMC Auditorium today. The P-Art of living took an initiative to help those spineless guys propose the best of the girls. The permitted dialogues were strictly told to be reciprocated verbatim as, “Hi Y, I am X, I belong to you”.

TAKE HOME BREATHING ASSIGNMENTS

SIMCians weren’t spared by the torrent of assignments even by the AoL team, who instructed them to practice breathing modules, so as to facilitate breathing in the subsequent semesters. This is a welcome relief to all those who suffered stifled cries and also forgot to breathe, while writing assignments in the congested first semester, opined the director. Those who are unable to breathe for 15 continuous Ujjwalas are likely to get a BNG (Breathing not granted).

REPETITIVE MANAGEMENT AWARD

An absolutely innovative type of management known as repetitive management or redundant management, won the "Students-patience" award. This was added to the MBA module of Batch 2010.
The awards will be presented on the 26th January, followed by a Needs, Wants & Desires speech. This is bound to happen in every subsequent semester, said a senior quoting anonymity. Needs, wants and desires will haunt you till you enter the market, he added. N,W & D has donned several human forms at a time and horrified the seniors students too.