Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Great IP War, Circa 2008

After the mighty war of the IPL or the Indian Premier League, cricket seems to have given way to the great IP war, Thanks to SIMC.

Two teams. Two footprints. One trophy. Intense competition.

  • Matures 2009 Vs Immatures 2010 (Coined by the great Maverick suiting)

Boltejao, Baktejao, Bajateraho - War cry, 2009 Team, “Bring it off”!!!

Sunteraho, samajteraho, soteraho - Whimper, 2010 Team, “Give it please”!!!

Captain 2009: Maverick, the mature suiting.

Captain 2010: Maverick’s immature Kid.

2010 team. Auctioned off by their parents. Rs. 6 Lakhs per head of Bank loans.
Premier players at a management quota of hard c'r'ash.
Players picked from the lot in a hat. And WHO from the mat?!!

Maverick suiting says that the IP would help SIMC provide the breeding ground for immature players to stink. It will have long term benefits for 2010 with the movies downloaded, the expletives showered, the Harsha (Happy=We all like it) PJ’s shared and the foolish multicasts, not to forget the Imbecile counterstrikes on and off the IP, he said.

With the trend angling towards a war like scenario, as seen post independence, Lavale emulates the secluded pockets.

‘Insha allah, we will win the cup” – Suiting saab 2009 blurted.

“But it will be we who will drink from the cup” – Immatures 2010 countered.

“I will mix VIM to the drink” - suiting, the one man army shouted.

“We require a little more of vim to succeed, and so thanks” – Immatures, 2010.

Verbal spat won. Hats off to 2010.


Next

“Throw an egg at him”

“No, we will eat it instead”

“Better sit and hatch it, 2010”

“Please, don’t chicken all of 2010 for an ambiguous photo”

No winners.


Verdict: It’s sure to attract a lot of Footprints and bigger fools-print in the next academic year.

This maverick suiting verbose is set to become a trend-setter and gain cult status.

So, do not miss the next round targeted to all by 8 pm every evening.

HOWZATT!!!


WHY UNNECESSARY MUDSLINGING AND WASHING YOUR DIRTY LINEN IN PUBLIC, Mr. MAVERICK???
THE SO CLAIMED "MATURE" PEOPLE WOULDN'T BLABBER, INSTEAD GET THE NEGATIVE(S) [If any of the 1983 pic]; CLARIFY IT TO THE PUBLIC WHO SUPPORTED THE EXHIBITION WITH THEIR PRESENCE, SO THAT WE ARRIVE AT AN AMICABLE SOLUTION.
ELSE IT’S ALSO TANTAMOUNT TO TARNISHING THE CREDIBILITY OF THE PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB AND THE NOTEWORTHY EFFORTS THEY HAVE PUT IN.

NO WINNERS, NO LOSERS YET. Let maturity be tested likewise, Mr. Maverick suiting Pvt Ltd!!!


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GALLERY - INDIA - PICTURE NO 5

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehaha!
this brought the "sunny-side-up" for me!

Midhun Murali said...

Thank you for being the voice of the immatures.

Now I'm not much disappointed that i couldn't exhibit my pics there.

Curl Canvas said...

Adipoliiii...lol

Venkatesh. said...

I yam still the wondering that from where the 'Maverick' pulled that one out from. He is very much the talented I say.

Rejil Krishnan said...

@VENKI..
HE MUST BE THE MOST TALENTED, WHICH I ACCEPT, BUT THERE IS A DECORUM TO BE MAINTAINED WHEN SPEAKING IN A PUBLIC FORUM OR IN PUBLIC.
@Vrinda
nice lil one...tht wht it is fr all of u..:)
@Midhun
thanks a lot... :) m humbled
@Chip
:)Thank u...

Venkatesh. said...

@ Rejil
*nods his head vehemently* He should write scripts - giving dramatic twists to tales is coming naturally to him.

Where did the question of two batches come from? Do u think he needs to take medical advice from our medico?

Sakshi Mathur said...

a bodyline on team amverick i say...sum1 plz send him this link!!