Midhun's Letter to Mom

Dear mom,

Reached safe and on campus now, thanks to those new directionless signboards, one of which pleads us to be horny as we climb up. Amazingly we have humps at every hair pin bend, maybe for the sharp curves to rise steadily.

The BTL aka Back To Lavale activities have already started. By the way, momma, BTL is a Chandrasekara jargon which chiefly includes ASsignments and ASid tests.

These days my class is receiving a lot of “Eyeballs” from those poor ‘In the barren-land’ guys. The rapid eye to ball movement is treated in an ambulance minus a driver, parked to enhance the beauty of the campus. The ambulance gives out a positive vibe that public are getting enlightened about our mess and food. Dr. Combiflam still exists in white and white. The response rate per click for girls is also more when compared to the October season.

We poor SIMC’ians were caught unawares when recession had impacted the small time shopkeepers in Lavale. The closer interdependence of both genders and their sudden departure is cited as the major reason.

And tell dad that most of our campus problems are solved. For amusement, the college has started a scooter park near the car parking.Presently we have a swimming pool, which operates when we are in the class and shuts shop once we are free; so that no parents need to worry that their child is drowned. Also all the frog-houses are replaced with hyacinth Arya’s. All the devotional books are replaced with aide memoir's. Not just that momma, some of my journo friends are planning to change their religion to ASism as the 'warning' prashad is available only at the beginning of each semester. Also since this God seems reachable after his subjects left their footprints all over the country.

Also mom, forgot to tell u that I have changed my research topic to “how people can ‘drive slow to reach faster’” at Lavale.

I promise that I will learn and reply in Hindi next time. Scratchy is a little sad as there is growing competition to his dirtiest habits from my roomie. Rest of the dog's are still committed. Am trying my lavale best via pagalguy.com to recruit some new species as your daughter -in-Law'ale.

With love,

Midhun.