PR/ADmissions, Other News and Views

GD / PI RESULTS ANNOUNCED

With the GD / PI lists out, the AD/PR quotas and the rest of the philanthropists are turning busier, trying to churn strategies to help out the young, ignorant chick…err children. The strategic directions may help the GIRLS reach Lavale, but mostly would prove a damp-squib, considering the abundance of innate talent in the philanthropists to importune. Being singly far-sighted, it’s also rumored that coconaughty is in search of a new tender coconut to build up on his lonely profile. (Mallus preferred, as Amma told so)

Example of Philanthropy:

http://coconaughty.blogspot.com/2008/12/dashavatar.html

Please refer the SECOND link. The first link stands deleted due to unspecified reasons.

(Don’t worry 2010. It’s never too late. You have time till Feb 31st. Interested candidates can apply at actorsanonymous@simc.edu – Thanks, Moderator Muni Monki)

NEW COLUMN ADDED TO THE ADMISSION LIST

A new column will be amended in the 'Assignments' addendum, as follows and will be notified via all major websites and newspapers. It reads –

Qn 1: Are you COMMITTED?

Qn 2: If yes, from when & are there chances of a break up?

(Singles get preference, considering the number of broken hearts and singles in 2010 PG)

NEW RULES DURING GD/PI

• Girls dating guys or vice versa during the GD/PI is a cognizable offence. If, inseparably in love after the admission process, one of them will be forcibly evicted. (This is to prevent you from further doom, as otherwise you will get either FOCked or DAMned in the love u find)
  
• The girls/guys likely to fall in love after the admissions are supposed to mail a self-attested copy of the same to the college at loveblossomedatSIMC@simc.edu (Attachments: Date, place, location, time, how, when and why should be neatly mentioned) - Considering population concerns, Parent/Guardian signature is NOT required.
  

2010 PLANNING TO TAKE REVENGE

Batch 2010 plans to poach all the available singles from the ‘to be’ 2011 batch, marking the beginning of a bitter senior-junior vendetta, which began last year when 2009 scored the goals and won the bulk of the available fruits.

CSR SIR’S PARENTS SUMMONED

As the warning letters crossed the number three mark and after all the academic fiasco, CSR took a beating with recession, and his parents were seen alongside. It seems likely that the parents are supposed to take the child back home.

SNAKE CHARMER AKA DOG CATCHER TO TURN BEE CATCHER

Akshay, the professional charmer in the habit of wooing snakes and dogs alike, is marching into greener pastures with bees becoming his new neighbours. Those girls who are in the CRUSH-ing business are also going to lose out in the race with racy bees- says an unquoted source.

CHEEBOO GETS A NEW NEIGHBOR

After years of strenuous wait, Cheeboo's eyes got the much needed rest as new neighbors settled a step above his head. They are supposedly thought to be of the silent variety, but remembering Cheeboo's history of wooing honeybees, the day doesn’t seem far when the sting-fling operation would begin. (PICTURES TO BE UPLOADED SOON, BEE IN THE WAITING LIST)

QUOTHA GLORIFIED

Fungiosis IP wars took a new dimension as Quotha’s frequently multicast ‘question marks’ got a torrent of answers in flat 30 minutes. The responses were showered in profusion from all quarters, leaving the PR packaged balloon punctured and the rest of the parts handicapped. He is recuperating on the 5^th floor, brooding over his fate and the moment that made him a multicast-error.