Wednesday, June 17, 2009

MENU - CANTEEN 2010

It is so rumoured that Lavale after March 2010 will have a new hotel or say a canteen in memory of the council 2010. It seems all true after the present changes in place.

The local menu as discussed locally was decided in alignment with the international university, and with permission by the institute of media and communication.

An approved sample got leaked and is in the press. Reads as follows. Typos are to be ignored in the same way as we ignore the drooping standards.

Grant Indian restore-end menu

Council man-U package - All served free in the platter

SOUPS

Cream of Rejil - (Drink till your thirst suffices)

Veg Arjya soup(Available only on Tuesdays and Fridays)

Non-veg Arjya soup(all other days)

Vegetarian & Non-Veg Dish-UME

Aditi methimalai (Full energy fat balls and don't consume if cold)

Priyam and peace masala (Gets cold easily, so take it hot)

Padma-ni Kolhapuri with grapevine rassa – (A preparation of grated stories and some little truths added to taste) – Buffet style (eat till you drop dead)

Poonam cough-ta (You might have some initial hiccups which gets alright soon)

Ranjan Jalfrezi (Weaves a web of magic after consumption)

Prakash Chicon/cochin biryani (Eat one and you feel like inebriated)

Anbwesh rai-ta chowmeen (To be eaten leisurely)

Aakriti ka Tadka(crispy dish-You consume and it pops loud for long)

Indian Breads

Stuffed Deepali (Dedicated North Indian Dish tasting real south in flavour, look & feel)

Shruti paratha (South Indian crispy bread famous in Mumbai)

Nishant Uttapam (Coconut gratings in Gujarati bread)

Chintan shahi korma (A type of sweet bread from Gujarat)

Special meals

Archana Thali - With Sambar, Rasam, 2 Vegetables, Raita, Pappad, Pickle, Chutney, Kachumber, Rice & Chapatti (south and north, east and west mixed in a rare proportion – No one can eat just one)

Beverages

Ajay lassi – hot and spicy local drink

Dalia berserk-ed – International Indian flavor – bingo !

Light meals

Akashi pullao – A fish err dish-oom pulled from the sky

Evening snakes

Akshay & Rabbit mixture – (Two venomous teeth and two bugs bunny taken out before serving)

Gitanjali sandwich – (Check twice before eating. Spicy. PyaR se khao;))

Neha deadly err idly – (Small and cute white rice cake from Goa)

French cries along with brain dry fry – (Tastes Rejil soup like)

Others

Nisha pappad

Anisha dahiwaala(A Kolkata sweet dish topped with curious grapevine juice)

Extra G-ravi

YOUCANSEE Salad

(All served with Patnaik chutney & Krishnan kidney)

Sweet & Sour Memories

NGO Salad - A-sambhavana

Industry race'tha with I- scream (Available in flavours – Ad , PR, AV, Journo)

Placement fries

2 comments:

akshay said...

nice one although nothing on the real side of the mess.. these ones will surely be better..

Supriya said...

lol batch 2010 sure has an elaborate menu.