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Coaching Classes in digging one's own Grave

The PR student, DREAM-NIL SING, who woke up from a long coma after the third semester has decide to coach people in digging one’s own grave. The best part is that she does it without a pickaxe.

The student who is brilliant in copy pasting anything and everything is now in high demand.

Fees charged by her coaching class will soon be regulated by a committee to be set up by the student governance in the next few days. “We are taking the legal department’s help for this,” said a student.

Mirror Majumdar continues

In a function organized by Rural Relations, while, Aadarniya Rezil was awarded with a coconut and a red rose, Mirror Majumdar continued numbering 1, 2, 3 and A,B,C’s much to the amusement of the poor souls. This gesture is seen as a prelude to entering ‘pure Hindi’ politics along with a certain ‘Question’ Mark in the Congress. Adraniya Rezzil has decided to use the red rose at least this V-day and thinks that this is a signal to fall in the web of an elusive, deceitful love. His fingers had been crossed from then and now are cramped.

‘You Can See’ Placed

The latest news to hit papers is that Mr. You Can See was placed during the SIMC placement week of 15^th to 23^rd of Jan 2010. “I will make ISB & M the best event management institute in the country by 2011 and conduct BOC or BEST O’ COMM every year without placements” – said a press release.

Foul !

The goal was scored when the Goalie went to pee..

Questions Question

What happens when a student gets less than 75% attendance ?

TNG - TERM Not Granted

What happens when the Director gets less than 75% attendance ?

TNG - TERMination Now Granted

Now comes real convergence ! How?

SIMC will be ruled by the SIBM Director who is just ACTING as the DIRECTOR.

What an irony ! :)

'Event-full'-on 2010

Year 2010

Disaster Management !

The person who needed it the most went missing, which meant absolute disaster at least to his credibility.

Thanks to SIMC, though minus the classes, the students are well equipped to avert disasters in the future.

The irony is that disaster management really brought out some major disasters which had been waiting to happen from long. Thanks 2010. Luckier 2011

Disaster Management

Finally DISASTER happened and the DISASTER MANAGERS who boasted of their link with Mujumdar failed.

My Suggestion: Go, dye yourself in some blue and be the masquerading blue fox. Get a new life !

A Short Story

For me it began with her blog in 2008. It came to an end with a blog in 2010 :)

Truly, A member of Batch 2008-2010 ! :(

Tweet Tweet !

Why Sunayan can't tweet & Anupam sir can ?

A sample question set

Do you drink alcohol ? Is alcohol harmful for health? Does alcohol consumption reduce heart attacks?

Sunayan's answer - In chemistry, an alcohol is any organic compound in which a hydroxyl group (-OH) is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl or substituted alkyl group. Alcohols can be used as a beverage (ethanol only), as fuel and for many scientific, medical, and industrial utilities. A 2001 report estimates that medium and high consumption of alcohol led to 75,754 deaths in the USA.Long-term moderate or short-term excessive (binge) drinking has been linked to dementia. Alcohol consumption has been linked with seven different types of cancer. So, I do not drink alcohol.

Let us see what happens when we ask the same question to AS?

Do you drink alcohol ? Is alcohol harmful for health? Does alcohol consumption reduce heart attacks?

yes

OVER !

& Hence deduced that Sunayan fits facebook or else any essay writing competition, while Anupam sir fits twitter or "Save Trees, Time & Space' campaign.