Midhun calls his Mom: Amma, I am lucky to have chosen PR@SIMC.
Mom: Why? Are you placed?
MM: No mom, snakes bite only AD & JOURNO students of SIMC.
Mom: What! ?
MM: Yes, we weren’t invited for a lecture on snake bite here on campus. Only AD & JOURNO students were allowed to attend the seminar. high risk people ! We knw that not even snakes can touch PR students of SIMC. Hurrayyyy ! ! !
Mom: (All confused with SIMC, as she is with Midhun) Okok.
MM: Also, I am given the cuteness award for replicating ZooZoo.
Mom: How?
MM: I am MooMoo, the MM, the Midhun Murali, who walks & talks similar to the Mallu ZooZoo in the international roaming ad of Vodafone. People just love my cuteness!
Mom understands half of the gibberish mixed with another half of MM’s misunderstanding & asks: Ok, What about Regil?
MM: He attended the lecture on snakes & bites, but was worried a lot.
Mom: Why, what happened?
MM: The doctor told them that if a snake bites, eyelids droop even if we try our level best to keep it open.
Mom: But, why was he worried?
MM: He always has these symptoms in most of the advertising classes he attends. Now, whenever he is unable to hold his eyelids, he looks around for the snake !
Mom: Poor boy.
MM: What to do! Life at times in SIMC is very cruel. It’s worse than the snake bite. Third semester students have a jam-packed timetable, thus helping them see the industry more from the top. Though we live a Dog’s life, we are the actual GOD here.
Mom: How?
MM: We don’t condescend. Neither do we go downhill to know what happens with civilization, nor do we entertain others uphill. We autograph every ledger as it will surely have a security guarding it. YOU CAN SEE, it’s a ploy by the university to sell our autographs when we become famous, thus adding some more to their coffer. Money is all what matters!
Mom: Oh…
& the phone disconnects…
3 comments:
oh Rejil! I dint know that i reincarnated in coconaughty :P n congratulations on century ;) As my mom already knows that my nuts n bolts are all misplaced it is not an issue, but it's not fair to gimme this MooMoo award as Sooshoo is cuter than MooMoo, ask girls if u've doubt abt it :P n abt snake bite lecture, the class was only meant for journo batch, but Akshay (secretly) influenced the office and insisted it for ad batch also (trust me on this).
HAHA nice one Rej !!!
I wish i was there !!!
lolz Rejil..
and for Junies..
Class A IS IMMUNE TO SNAKE BITE TOO>>
I guess they would start doing a trapeze when they see students from our class
U feel like God alright.I felt the same when we were told, not to descend down the valley, to go and meet the mortals at home..
hmm..MM seems quite a character for you to write upon..
maybe u must make an ad on him..
Your Combani's Mascot..
what say? :D
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