Sunday, April 19, 2009

SIMC Prayer

Karmanye Vadhikarasthe Maa Phaleshu Kadachana

MEANS

Do your duty, Don't expect fruits

Hmm.. Pun intended ???

Long back, Krishna told Arjun on the battlefield,

“Dude, listen ... What are you waiting for ? Just shut up, fill it and forget it. Fruits will come one day.."

Placement forms?

Nahi re... Woh Mitin ka Pulsar.

Ohh k. Fill it, shut it, forget it , kinda caption from ZERO BONDA.

Arjuna waited and waited. 2009 passed away...err.. passed out ! Analogous to SIMC 2010's state now. They too waited, waited and then when patience became impatient, they decided unanimously - Let's wait for some more time.

But the glimmer of hope smiled. They heaved a sigh of relief. There came Rahul with Water-melons and Chikkus in the two hands that were gifted.

So, the wait bore fruits !

Yes, Finally they did come, though in a mess.

Beep Beep. Smiling Assassin calling !!! Wrong Grammar.

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Kotha !

No Man, don't panic. This is not the inflated question mark. Genuine question mark hein.

Read it as: Finally the wait bore fruits ! In the mess.

Ahem ! Ahem ! Yes Sir.

Btw what about the All Time Mess????

ohhh !! You mean the Indian Bank's ATM ?

It's still strategically positioned near the mess, to suit its nomenclature, ALL TIME MESS - aka ATM !

You feed the loveliest of ATM cards, added with the maximum cash balance, also with the platinum status.

Then what?

The AllTimeMess is hungry.

Darpan ??

Not the Mirror Majumdar boss ! The original ATM. No qualms, maybe because he too is as frustrated as SIMC 2010. you insert the card and a variety of sound effects, unknown to even Sanjay Kadam is heard ! Av-ians perch on the lowest branch. Ad-dicts are subtracted. PReacher's lie down in PRayer. Journo's converge in UKCion...err..Unision.

No effect ?!!!

There is a lull after the storm.

Where is my card ???????????????? - 2011 shrieks.

Out of rage or hunger, the messed up ATM gorged on it sumptuously.


Any explanation Indian Bank ?

Lavalianwaala Mess-acre's !

First phase over. Seniors knocked out unconscious by convergent canons pouring out BLAH !

THE SAGA CONTINUES ...FROM 2009 to 2010 to 2011. THE LEGACY OF SOME LOST TRAVELLERS WRITTEN IN DROPS OF TOIL AND SWEAT.

We will succeed. That is for sure ! Recession, recession murdabad !

2 comments:

Midhun Murali said...

Pls dont blame the yaaaeee teeee emmmm. It doesnt support the 'withdrawal' command. jus try the option 'Fast cash' then u'll get money, from 100 rs to infinity.

Jus an observation, we can relate it to the unfruitful 'withdrawal' attempts of SIMCians from all the mess including Rahul's mess and fast cash can be related to our attitude regarding job n salary. Forgive if it sounds like a poor joke, but its a fact.

Rejil Krishnan said...

@ Midhun - PJ !!! I dint mean the poor joke... phaltu joke.. ;)