Friday, April 3, 2009

NEWSance

PrateeQure

Communication scientists of Lavale land found a unique medicine to cure people afflicted with PR diseases. The medicine whose composition is a very special PRQR, spelt as ‘Pyarcure’ is being launched by the big fat factory called PRateeQ? The Q also known as Quon is the first question mark of Symbiosis, Lavale.

Operation VP

This operation VP was conducted today in a local hospital with local anesthesia at Pune. Official sources informed the formation of a cyst of growing magnitude, as per the stature of the person involved.

Communication RIP

The last days of communication in MBA as well as MMC came to a grinding halt when Values and Valves were decided to be the same by the DM’s of communication. Second semester communication rests in peace in one of the local morgues, unclaimed and unwanted because of the putrid content it had and the stench it emanated.

How the Snake charmer won the Cheeku juice

This 5 volume thriller series, where the snake charmer woos a rabbit into drinking cheeku juice from the mellifluous instrument is awaiting release. This movie will be premiered in Room no 458 and subsequently in all the rooms of the boys as well as girls hostels. The HSCWC's director Mr. Action Bridge Crushan or ABC, as known to folks, explains the incident to be an accident, where the practice of apparently hypnotizing a snake ends up in the rabbit drinking cheeku juice.

Though the chances to win an Oscar are less, the local and colloquial SIMCCar awards are already won by the duo.

( A bigger story, like a film-review can be expected soon )

2 comments:

Arjya said...

Puns noted presi :)

Rejil Krishnan said...

@ ARJYA - Thanks VP :P