Kidkid and Sidkid

A few SIMCians are appointed in a corporate house.

First day - 'We welcome to the family....blah blah blah.. Your email id is sidkid@kidkid.com

To the second one - Your id is - 'dumbkid@spoilkid.com

(As eager and silly as the kid he is, opens the mail box)

The first mail he finds is from the CEO

Dear staff,

As you may have heard, bright minds over at kidkid removed “Reply to All” button to eliminate bureaucracy and inefficiency.

We developed four Mail toolbar configurations for different departments... blah blah blah…

Our sidkid who is a just pass out from the cameras and videos of SIMC cannot resist his habit of simc.edu and clicks the 'Reply to all' button which will be available for a few more dying days.

The reply goes - "ROFLMAO"

The CEO feels like the boxers bag that is punched a 100 times.

Just as he feels the heat building up in him, the inbox cries - 'ping ping'

He reads the next mail, again a reply to all - 'whoa ... wad a F***ing reply ... he he :D Now I know where all your ideas collate and therefore don't relate. Heights of Obscured DESPERATION' :D :P ;) :)

Along with was added all the smilies that he practised during the 4 semesters at SIMC.

The CEO gasps for breath and searches frantically for the inhaler.

The kidkid again writes.

'LMAO. What the bloody F*** do you think the world is all about you A**h***? I am the one with guts, am the one with courage. Kiss me if you can and BLAH..."

And then the dumdkid writes again

"Sidkid ... loved the Boo thing :D..... lmao"

Finally, the very own CEO, like it often happens at SIMC, where the Director also 'replies to all' out of no avail, presses the button that he had decided to eliminate.

"Who are these pests and where have they come from?"

Within a fraction of a second the sidkid and dumbkid mails again in the same tone.

"I seem to have irked the CEO...well did you expect me to send you a bouquet of flowers for sending me this 'reply to all' shit. your post is getting to your head...unless you are an ardent admirer of technology and derive great pleasure in telling the world about ur technical expertise. To you about who i think i am...i am a guy who had the guts to speak up against ur cheap thrills and coming from the great institute called SIMC, Pune."

The CEO not only spams the sidkid and dumbkid, but dismisses the HR and the interviewers, which unfortunately included him as well. With a resignation letter in his hand, the CEO also slightly gets the SIMC syndrome and "replies to all" as follows.

"F*** o** you spammers... Am LMAO ROTFL.."

And the rest is history. All the staff followed suit. Thanks to the two SIMC-ians, the company is now the 'organisation with GUTS' ;) :P :D who adds all smilies available.