Lavale in Newspapers !

A Random thought !

Is it mere coincidence that the college ATM also behaves like the University? You insert your card and cash comes only when you trigger the FASH CASH button.

Genetic it seems ! Or is it just that once anything comes to Symbi campuses gets into the habit of withdrawing fast-cash or say extorting cash from the hard earned pockets ?

Another exercise ! ! !

The college ground is dug. They made a mountain out of the dug earth. Now they are filling the holes and know not where to put the remaining earth they dug out.

So, the colonel has come up with a classic idea to dig more holes to accommodate the remaining earth... But...now, the engineer has a new confusion !

Where will he keep the freshly dug earth? SIU rocks :P err.. SIU & rocks... ;)

A BLUE-tiful exercise !

Chandrayaan - I & Mars Pathfinder had commonly reported of a blue coloured sprinkler structure that could be seen from Mars & Moon. NASA scientists special research wings confirm this to the jet of water found at Lavale. The bathroom blue(S) of the so called marvel is glaringly reflected even on the surface of moon. The presence of water on Moon as confirmed by Chandrayan is even reported to be a result of this jet of water.

"It looks as if the leftover bathroom tiles are put to some use. A new Nek Chand and Rock garden is in the making"- Said Environment scientist, Bluekaysee at a conference, which was also attended by Discovery channel who offered cash to crash into the blue-tiling futile effort.

Awards announced

The great architect of the year award was received by the person-in-charge at Symbiosis who designed and executed the so-called-fountain. The pseudo-aesthetic moron who approved the design is rumoured to receive the first Nobel for helping the world in a major way with Design awareness.

Norwegian Nobel Committee cited the reason behind this nomination as to have helped many a student to spring back to life. One of the students in terms of anonymity told that the confidence instilled is students of various countries with the fountain installation is immeasurable. Many students who till date rued their fate of being the worst on planet earth in Design also got a fresh lease of life.

This award is also nominated for initiating & inculcating better design sense in students after experiential viewing. The awareness it brought is inexplicable, this taught our students how very good campuses can also be spoilt by men without mercy, said a press-ed release by Prof. Youcansee.

N.B: Special blue spectacles which nullify blue-effects are being donated to students. This helps in saving the retina and promises better vision possibilities even after viewing tragic constructions on planet earth.