The latest Movie Library
A new Cinema Library is added to the Symbiosis family. This species from PG2011 has got the unique habit of demanding movies that are yet to be released. She is currently flourishing in the IP of SIMC. After a lot of deliberations, the library is titled as "SD", though not after the rugged two wheeler.
A new Cinema Library is added to the Symbiosis family. This species from PG2011 has got the unique habit of demanding movies that are yet to be released. She is currently flourishing in the IP of SIMC. After a lot of deliberations, the library is titled as "SD", though not after the rugged two wheeler.
THE BEST QUOTE AFTER "Jisko Maloom Hein USko Pata Hein"
""Develop your Eyesight into Vision"" - Sri Sri Suhas Maharaj !
Snake Charmers in News
After a flawlessly successful first and second semester, the task of fooling people with snakes came to an end for Aks Bridge Krish, the eternal snake charmer. He was caught on camera by a Papparazzi while DROPPING OFF a snake on the mountain top.
It was found that Aks Bridge never left the snake to the wild, but gave it a safe abode in a carefully constructed hole, which he visited once in a couple of days. The modus operandi was to carry it back to the GIRL's hostel or premises, when he found that the popularity chart came to a decline.
Any news of the snake used to prompt Aks to run with his latest acquaintance in a FLASH-y "DivX" player to a specific point in the entire girl's hostel, giving detectives the hint of a scam. If in case no one spots the snake, a rabbit would jump out of the window crying - "Snake, snake..", immediately making Aks Bridge run to the hostel.
This rabbit is also being questioned, said a Punjabi turned Mallu policeman MM, who was first to bring the scam to light.
Not only that, the charmer has got another harmer ...sorry... charmer with him in DivX of PR. DivX's roommate cites the courtship not for the love of the reptiles, but as yet another logic behind the well guarded flashy secret.
NOTE: All the girls are requested to note these points. ;)
It was found that Aks Bridge never left the snake to the wild, but gave it a safe abode in a carefully constructed hole, which he visited once in a couple of days. The modus operandi was to carry it back to the GIRL's hostel or premises, when he found that the popularity chart came to a decline.
Any news of the snake used to prompt Aks to run with his latest acquaintance in a FLASH-y "DivX" player to a specific point in the entire girl's hostel, giving detectives the hint of a scam. If in case no one spots the snake, a rabbit would jump out of the window crying - "Snake, snake..", immediately making Aks Bridge run to the hostel.
This rabbit is also being questioned, said a Punjabi turned Mallu policeman MM, who was first to bring the scam to light.
Not only that, the charmer has got another harmer ...sorry... charmer with him in DivX of PR. DivX's roommate cites the courtship not for the love of the reptiles, but as yet another logic behind the well guarded flashy secret.
NOTE: All the girls are requested to note these points. ;)
- The stripes of the snake will be the same every time. Does the SIU's "tie-in-the-mess-too" uniform theory apply uniformly across all the creatures at Lavale; including the snakes ? - Jus pondering !@!
- The size of the snake caught will be the same. Is it that only snakes from nurseries and schools of the snake family stray to the hostels?
- Why is that the snakes are 95% of the time found only in the girls hostel or premises? Do the snakes have a liking to human females like the charmers ? ;) :P :P
4 comments:
Tu gaya kaam se..this is the last night you live...the next few snakes will be of diff length, colour and capacity....
i think the rabbit is totally innocent..:P...the snake charmer has an attention deficiency syndrome
agree to the above comment of ARK (at least the second part :P) and div X is threatening the poor mallu police roomie that he'll leave a viper in the room, unless he stops telling truth to the world!
PS: the policeman is still a pure mallu, just that he loves the country without any geographical discretion ;)
In AKS's defense.. girls hostel is 2 floors below the normal mountain level.. and windows like mine cannot be opened for the fear of AKS's striped friends!!
Sabki tu udata hai i think MM and AKS are soon going to be on der way writing a blog for ExCLUSIVELY you!!!
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