An Omarfull flu-mail

Omar full celebrates

As swine flu spread pandemonium across the world, one Omar Flu's e-mail spread across SIMC, competing a sister concern in the swine. It read as follows:

PARTY AGAIN

Hello guys,

After the success of our three hundred & thirty third ice breaker party, where we broke ice with the Campus Admin's teeth, we are planning to organize another party. Different venue, different music & different theme. Can you guess ? Yes, we are celebrating the entry of Swine flu in India, specifically to celebrate its unmatched success in infecting Pune within days. "Pearls before Swines" DJ & his pig music will sniff you.

The date and the venue are not decided yet. We are waiting for your response. Our best choices are Naidu hospital or Aundh chest hospital, location - Very near to the Quarantine ward.

And this time we want ALL of you to be there. This is our chance to show our strength. Catch the flu, donate it to the rest. Symbiosis ambulance is arranged for the return trip. Fuel charges would be waived if you can get enough media coverage.

We sincerely want to welcome those few..err..flu friends of ours who are suspended in thin air / mid air and who will never come back if quarantined again.

Cheers!!!!

Omar Full .. err Flu…

Please Note: SIU believes that Lavale is automatically quarantined against Swine flu virus because they have security men at every lamp post requesting autographs.

What if Swine flu boards the college bus from SB Road?

Don't worry, says SCHC.

The VC speaks - "We don't have double standards. Even if its swine flu, entry into the college bus is permitted only displaying his/her identity card."

Err...ok.. Sir, but Swine flu is a ....

"Don't try to influence me. However important he/she is, I won't budge."

Very proud of you sir, and also by the security measures taken by group4 securitas to counter swine flu's from entering the campus. What a foresight ? ! ! ! Am depressed... err... Impressed.

(Tring tring...)

Hello

Sir, am I speaking to the campus Administrator?

"NO, Currently the Campus Admin is not in his room. As per instruction received from SIU, he has gone searching for a photo of Mr. Swine flu. This helps in easy identification by the security men/women if in case Mr. Swine flu trespasses."

"Ohh.. What a sacrifice. Hats off to uncle. Kudos from the depth of my heart. All the best in his hunt. Good that Symbiosis identified that swine flu is a male."

(Tears flow through one eye...)

The curtain falls.