Saturday, June 13, 2009

Algae Species Traced Using the Internet

New species identified

Symbly-Science Daily (June 12, 2009) — University of Symbliosis communication scientist Arkrishnan has identified a new species of algae in Northern Campus.

This discovery comes after the discovery of some mutant varieties of moths by senior scientists at SIMC, named Gossip moths. While Gossip moths were found to reach every nook and corner and poke their nose into the unnecessary with their specially designed inquisitive antennas, this new species of algae can stick to even the most slippery places and quench their thirst for passing information.

Discovered at SIMC, they have already spread to various parts of India. The main characteristic of such species is the uncanny ability to climb up the top slots of the buildings by creeping, crawling, licking or camouflage. This species is titled e-mail algae, because they can even transfer information clandestinely in the electronic medium. Commonly termed as BCC, the Blank Carbon Copy is a boon only till the receiver replies to same fraternity, but with different abilities.

Another species on the verge of discovery is the YN species or the Yellow Newspaper species, which have the ability to twist the meaning of the simplest sentences in the scientist’s mail to suit their requirements and also make the receiver believe it so. These are of the nocturnal species, active at night and in the dark of matters, quiet but potentially toxic on getting close.

"This large moth flew in and we didn't think much of it because there are similar species, but one sting and we knew how lethal it can be” – says co-scientists of the Koun-sell group.

"We can now add it to the leech group, but will it be an insult to the already injured leeches ?" Arkrishnan ponders.

New insights

The project, which is presented in a thesis, offers completely new insights into the ecology and distribution of the communication algae genus. Even research inclined PR & AD students can take this case study and present it for PRimary & ADvanced research studies. The thesis also reveals a previously unknown kinship between e-mail algae and the Gossip moths.

Furthermore, the research demonstrated that many groups within the genus are not related at all as previously believed, but are only parasitic. The species in SIM-see live in the symbiosis family primarily with grapevines only for survival and sustenance, though without any strengths of their own.

The study identified for the first time a family of poisons, unknown to exist in these brightly colored creatures family or elsewhere in nature.

History

What is remarkable is that the molecular character genealogy of the SIM-see species shows their origin only a year ago, but with the same trajectory as in the distant past! Lineages shows the proof of the evolutionary stages. Then as of now, these steps are also seen as evolved defenses against small project predators and assignment parasites on the Law-less LAW-ale colony surface. When the hosts grow extinct, these parasites find new hosts to stick, lick and feed on forever.

Future

Scientists predict a bleak future to such parasites and poison ivy’s, as they will just die young due to lack of talent and absolute incompetency, even though a parasite.

Actual story: Dedicated to those students who have turned hostile for reasons ranging from trying to be important in the eyes of the administration to the disorder of being obsessive (OCD), & try their hands at gossip, lies, twisting facts and what not ! Might be simply because they find themselves unimportant otherwise, helpless, corruptive to be famous or simply a habit, an inborn attitude uncared for by the family. Weeds grow fast, but die faster...

3 comments:

Sweta said...

"..they will be just die young because of lack of talent and incompetency."
way to go Regil!!

Midhun Murali said...

Lols..A very novel concept of BCC Virus and well said :) But these viruses were in the Matrix even in the first two semesters, started attacking the Koun-sell system only now. Some of these viruses are very keen in acquiring others data, mostly in softcopies but sometime hardwares too ;)

akshay said...

let sleeping dogs lie i thought..but these are of a diff kind !