This is for my friends who would be thinking - " Why are Rejil's group mails so sarcastic, at times ?"
Honestly, my sarcasm in the e-mails are intended only to those who respond in the following manner.
Read and let me know how not will I be sarcastic ! And let me know what reply you would give?
MY MAIL
Find attached the list of students who haven't submitted their seminar paper on/before time. The defaulters are marked with a "zero" against their name.
PAT COMES THE REPLY & WITHIN AN HOUR
Dear Regil
Why do some people have a numeric 1 against their name???
Sorry to bug u again....
Thanx
Regards
XYZ
Wtf ! means, WHY THIS FARCE ! ! !
God would have killed himself by now and how ?
By jumping from heaven to earth, specifically to SIMC, without a parachute.
Doubting it???
Go climb the ladder (No , surely not the corporate one by asking such questions ), and see for yourself. God would be lying flat on his tummy.
You ask the injured GOD - " Why boss, why did you do this blunder of jumping off the heaven's suicide point and that too minus a chute ? "
He will reply - " I thought of punishing myself for harming innocent souls like Rejil "
You ask - " But God sir, what have you done ?"
Good God says - " I have done a crime by admitting such people in SIMC who bombard absurd questions at random and in continuum. While in the creative laboratory, I forgot to add logic to their brains. Later, even in the factory, I missed the fact due to my carelessness. My fault in entirety. "
You will say - " Yes, Rejil is innocent. It's not just possible to handle a dozen such mails per day, nor is he capable of infusing intelligence or the logical / thinking ability in the span of a year. It should have been inborn, inbred or inculcated. Poor Rejil. We pity you. " ;)
AM I RIGHT BOYZZ AND GURLZZ ? Don't you too pity me like the GOD who jumped off the cliff.
Kill me, not let me go ... there is a comma error... kill me not, let me go.. ! ! ! ;)
Honestly, my sarcasm in the e-mails are intended only to those who respond in the following manner.
Read and let me know how not will I be sarcastic ! And let me know what reply you would give?
MY MAIL
Find attached the list of students who haven't submitted their seminar paper on/before time. The defaulters are marked with a "zero" against their name.
PAT COMES THE REPLY & WITHIN AN HOUR
Dear Regil
Why do some people have a numeric 1 against their name???
Sorry to bug u again....
Thanx
Regards
XYZ
Wtf ! means, WHY THIS FARCE ! ! !
God would have killed himself by now and how ?
By jumping from heaven to earth, specifically to SIMC, without a parachute.
Doubting it???
Go climb the ladder (No , surely not the corporate one by asking such questions ), and see for yourself. God would be lying flat on his tummy.
You ask the injured GOD - " Why boss, why did you do this blunder of jumping off the heaven's suicide point and that too minus a chute ? "
He will reply - " I thought of punishing myself for harming innocent souls like Rejil "
You ask - " But God sir, what have you done ?"
Good God says - " I have done a crime by admitting such people in SIMC who bombard absurd questions at random and in continuum. While in the creative laboratory, I forgot to add logic to their brains. Later, even in the factory, I missed the fact due to my carelessness. My fault in entirety. "
You will say - " Yes, Rejil is innocent. It's not just possible to handle a dozen such mails per day, nor is he capable of infusing intelligence or the logical / thinking ability in the span of a year. It should have been inborn, inbred or inculcated. Poor Rejil. We pity you. " ;)
AM I RIGHT BOYZZ AND GURLZZ ? Don't you too pity me like the GOD who jumped off the cliff.
Kill me, not let me go ... there is a comma error... kill me not, let me go.. ! ! ! ;)
3 comments:
LOL. There's someone else who'd absolutely be able to relate to you :P
FORGET IT!!! YOU WERE ELECTED PRESIDENT REGIL FOR YOU ARE OUR SAVIOUR THE ONE TO FACE ALL THE FARCE AND LED US TO ETERNAL CLARITY LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
well said Anusha!!!!!!
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