Three of the sample internship time queries out of a plenitude of queries. All these are emails.
SECOND SEM
One of them was so excited reading my mail, that she replies.
X: You mean we can e-mail our assignments?
Rejil: I hope u can read and understand proper English. Have I mentioned mail??
X: ok got it. I did not read the entire mail. U can be more polite.
Rejil: I can be. But you must have the basic courtesy to read the entire mail before shooting queries and wasting my time. Then let me know whether I need to be polite or not.
FIRST SEM
One
Y: Regil bhai..Plz mujhe social comm aur footprints report ka bhi format bhej de yaar in picture form.
( Neither Aide memoir nor its author had an answer. They stood flabbergasted. Still, I solved ;) )
Two
Z: Rejil, I have a question.
Rejil: Yes, ask me.
Z: I didn't get my saree. What do I do?
Rejil: Contact Geeta Madam or Sheilaja Ma’am. Will give you their mail id’s.
Z: I didn’t even give my blouse measurements. What do I do?
Rejil was quiet, because blouse is something which has to be measured properly... If he gives some tips, he will be misunderstood. ;)
the comment on the blouse killed me.. it ook 5 mins for me to stabilize.. !!
ReplyDeleteZ: I didn’t even give my blouse measurements. What do I do?
ReplyDeletehahaha who is this sample in your batch? blouse measurements! lol
ReplyDeleteAkshay i completely agree with you, the blouse statement was a stunning shot
ReplyDeleteRejil u wud've given some recommendations for that confused soul :P And you can be more polite at least to nerds, be sympathetic! :P
ReplyDeleteregil....this was the ultimate 1.......
ReplyDeleteTHIS ONE TOPS YOUR QUEER EXPERIENCES AT SIMC or must i say it just blew your mind and you have never been the same again...measures!!!
ReplyDeleteekdam mast !!! laughed my hear out!!
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