The viva vampire

A team at Symbiosis International University has discovered how to create a question bank to attract an invasive species of fish out of the journalism Lakes in Lavale.

Originally from Chennai, the 'Aishwise' species is usually considered a question mark in itself. But in the Journalism lakes it has achieved the status of a predator. Wherever a question is found, Aiswise pounces on and sups on it at length.

Researcher Regal krish krish says the fish still has big plans like in the past eight months to kill other large predator species and wants to "completely change the ecosystem" of studies in Lavale.

Aishwise use their question-answer mouths to blah blah the nearby fish and feed off their marks.

An example of how it happens.

Teacher: Good Morning Nerd.

Nerd: My name is Aishwise.

Teacher asks a few questions. Aishwise answers confidently and correctly.

Teacher: Good. Now you can leave.

Aishwise: No , I won’t. You haven't satisfied my thirst for answers. In this summer of April, I sat throughout the night grinding, churning, pulping my notes and texts, newspapers, supplements, crosswords, sudoku’s, jumbles, crosswords, cartoons, zodiac, and you did not ask anything to satisfy my hunger for gorging on the answers...

Teacher stands stunned, flabbergasted, surprised, lost, gained, and flattened.

Teacher: OK, Who is peter vidal?

Nerd: I read only THE HINDU, I don’t answer the Indian express.

Teacher: Ok, Ok, Sorry, but who won the Miss India crown?

Nerd: I don't like beautiful & intelligent women... sorry

Teacher: OK. So you may go.

Nerd: No, ask me questions.

Teacher: Please leave me alone. You are the topper.

Thus the balanced GPA ecosystem is changed.

Aishwise goes a contended journalist, a lingering belief of topping the list envelopes the air around her. But alas ! The mystic magic loses steam as the halo evaporates in the real hot truth of the day.

TO ALL: Working hard doesn't give the best results. Work smart too is the daily mantra in todays corporate environment. Change yourself. Change the way you work. Win accolades. Maintain competition, but YES ! A healthy competition.