NCMC 2010

Hangover of a second semester.

Just before the session Midhun takes the mike and asks R-alwani

“Sir, Will you leave the ppt’s or should we note down the content?"

R-alwani: “ SIMC 2010?”

Midhun: “Yes sir” ( with a surprised look, as if he is standing in front of a soothsayer)

R-alwani understands the agape looks and replies:

"SIMC-ians in the industry waits and waits for a client to come. Before the discussion starts, he says, Sir, can we have your presentation in a pen drive. I'll read it at home and let you know tomorrow, which never comes.

Kal kare so kal kar ( Tomorrow? yes.& don't expect too much )

Aaj kare so.. woh bhi kal.

Kal kare jo parso.

And then comes a question from the SIMC-ian

Can we submit it tomorrow at 10. ( Don't be WOW ) They don't speak the present Indian Railway time nor the CNN-IBN time. They follow the Indian Stretchable 12 hour format. 10 PM, is it? "

Ahem Ahem.. yes yes

Midhun: “ Ayyo… I will note it all”

• People say that NCMC wasn’t too boring and was one of the best events conducted by the college.

Random deduction: Why wouldn't they? All Symbiosis institute directors had to attend a high-level mandatory meeting at the university, which otherwise would have resulted in a penalty of Rs 1000/- from the caution dep...err.. salary to be deposited and/or suspension upto a week. So all of them attended, including...

Ting ting. The bus moves on.

Chief sponsors – Spicejet.

A special meeting was convened by Spicejet at Pune to learn how to tackle situations like NCMC, where money is given, yet the logo is in competition with a font size of 12.

Results of the meeting: Spicejet does not like to wash dirty linen in public. They are offering specialized zoom lens for the back benchers and magnifying glass to the front seaters for any SIMC program to make their logo visible from the creative clutter.

Some Jokes:

• Syllabus given after the exams is equivalent to giving water after death.

OK.. rectified. Given just before the exams are due...

So?

A slight change. Giving water while on the death bed.

• Third semester topics in the second semester??

Midhun: "Why?? Areyyy suno....We had been so proactive that the second semester syllabus was covered comfortably and we are foraying into the third semster"

Wow….I'm impressed.

Midhun: "Yeah.. we believe in productive man hours."