First
Beti: (comes running from college, like in the old complain ad) Mommy, we got our 5th self study test on Friday.
Mom: (Responds in a split second): Ohh maaa… who is the latest faculty to leave?
Beti: No, Mommy, No… This time it’s not because we don’t have a faculty. Just that he is hibernating.
Mom: Lucky for you. Just as I heard self study, I thought the last faculty also has resigned.
Beti: As if his presence would have made a difference.
Mom: means?
Beti: Momma, we have a unique system in SIMC. We pay the fees. We learn ourselves. We prepare the notes as part of an assignment. We write the exams. But finally, when it comes to evaluation, someone too competitive does it.
Mom: Poor you. Victim of another skewed system.
Second
Mom: aaj kya hua college mein
Beti: Attendance
Mom: Kal?
Beti: Attendance
Mom: So, parso bhi yahin hua tha na?
Beti: haan, lekin jordaar gaali… na… taali bhi thi… We were requested to give a standing ovation. (First time in the history of… na.. World history)
Mom: Padhai?
Beti: woh self study hein na… Thursdays ko hota hein…
Mom: Tho college mein kyon jaate ho?
Beti: Attendance
Third
SIMCly PR – A Recruitment agency
First applicant knocks
Boss: Come in
Aspirant: Good morning sir
…blah ………………blah……………………blah…………
Boss: Ohh….so you are Mr. Aalsi Dhokla.
Aspirant: Yes Sir
Boss: You will head our PR, Operations
Second girl enters
Boss: ohh.. So you are Ms. Moti Thepla
Girl: yes sir
Boss: So, Moti ladki, you will stomach PR, Research.
Third girl comes in
Girl: I am Undhiyu Menon
Boss: Hmmm…. South West mix veg?
Girl: Pappa mallu, mamma gujju sir.
Boss: What a rhyme scheme. Get married to Aalsi Dhokla. You can behead PR, Operations.
Mere PyaRe PR club waalon, Narmada Bachao!!!! (Na, Na, Not from SIMC, it’s a MODI-fied river... )
No scope. It's the same suffering there. Poor Richie Rich. Sandwiched between Dhoklas, Theplas & Undhiyus. ;)
THE INTERVIEW WINDS UP.
6 comments:
LOL!
I've lost count of the number of times I have left a 'lol' on a post of yours. Almost feel like a dimwit with nothing to say. Anyway.
@ Rej..
lol,from my side as well... as witty as can be... the attendance bit is splendid... :)
@ Rich..
Ma'am, I'm feelin like a bigger dimwit than you... coz i can't understand the last PR bit, which the Creator told me, is ur addition... yaar mujhe bhi enlighten karo re... temme what the last two lines stand for!! :(
@Megha
None of the applicants represent anyone on campus. All are fictitious, I swear.
wat do i say RJ...
m just laffin....
I'm looking forward to some very interesting times here from now on, due to obvious reasons.
Congratulations, if you've agreed, I'm looking forward to another dimension of the fourth wall here.
@ Karan - Time nahi mil raha.. dope bahut jyaada hein.. :)
@Sweta - Thanks :)
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