Reaction time...

• Mosquito bites Midhun in January. It Itches him in May

• Someone jokes in April. Students laugh in October

Impossible you say?

Not at all... SIMC analogies have proved it & they are currently bidding for an award for excellence in challenging a students’ explanation to some incoherent, illiterate n illogical query.

Premise

Team Kochi mails the Director in November, detailing on how they suffered since the mementoes were received on the event day afternoon, certificates and uniforms a day after the event.

A shower of incoherent sentences follows from the office. Neither do they apologize, nor do they ensure that this won’t happen again. NAAC, you see!!! All stars and grades now. Not just that, they get time to find fault with the student who mailed with a request to ensure that the same issues are not repeated with other teams.

Every possible person with a little of sense remain quiet. Why purposely make your hand dirty with slush, when slush is about a mile away?

An agitated office succeeds in marking that person’s name for an inquiry committee in February.

So November bites & February scratches.

We consulted a doctor. He speaks, “it’s due to a delay in reaction time.”

DEFINITION OF

Reaction time: Elapsed time between the presentation of a sensory stimulus and the subsequent behavioral response.

Causes of a Delayed response

Parkinson's

Premature Sign's of ageing

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When in an inebriated state.

The last reason is the simplest.

• When one doesn’t have a legal point while being rude and arrogant to a decent mail.

• Also when the so called wiser people find the student as a minnow, never to be cared for.

(Forgetting to understand that the student is the bread and butter of any educational institute and hence they need to be respected)

So, beware SIMCians! There are chances that the first semester mistake or the petty crimes you committed be charged in 2011 while you will be working.

WTF???

Ohhh…. Okok… WE THE FOOTPRINTS….

@#$%^&*($%

Nahi? Then Kya? Okok..now it’s clear…WE THE FOOLS …is it?

Accepted. Endorsed. A+++ in BARK. No, No, not another word to shout.

Grammatical error???

Not at all. It’s an acronym, which means Brainstorming Against Rejil Krishnan.

Courtesy: Thanks to Akshay Brijkrishan for the brilliant spark in an analogy - Mosquito and Itch - The duration.