Dadu: Ma'am, i haven't received my uniforms
Madam: Your name, please
Dadu: Kaushik Misra
( A rampant search ensues )
After 5-10 minutes, bhaiyya returns empty handed
Madam: Kaushik, we couldn't find any packet with the exact name written on it, but, there is one which spots an almost similar name.
Dadu: Let me see.
A minute elapses. Kaushik comes out aghast, with the polythene packet in hand.
The name reads: KAUSHIT MISRA ???%$##*(&^%)(*#& !!!
(Few years down the line)
Dadu: My name is COW SHIT MISRA.
Urban dictionary says:
COW SHIT - noun. Meaningless, worthless, and voluminous material; esp. written or published material.
No! How can I believe this??!! I thought at least dadu is alright :( Now in my room i've 'khowshit' and 'bhullshit'.
ReplyDeleteRejil, what an ending man!! coconaughty back to the rocking zone :) Keep on moving!
PS: Both of my roomies are brilliant and rocking, jokes apart :)
Ahan! Thats some change there MM!
ReplyDeleteAnd Rejil, good job once more :)
Man...what a time has come...u make sense out of SHIT...n Dadu,kya kaal has com on u??
ReplyDeletenow i get wht smells next door !!!
ReplyDeletecheers dadu keep the humour running !!
lol!! love the smile kaushhhheeeet
ReplyDelete@ Midhun : i knw the bullshit ..:P
ReplyDelete@ Deeps: you too now the bullshit ! ;)
@ Ankita - Thanks for chippin in. :)
@ Akshy - That stinks from inside..:P
@ Chip - I second :)
:)
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